Ep 147- Everyting Gon’ Be Kyrie In Boston. Isaiah Thomas: The Next Contract Hot Potato.  Aaron Judge is HUGE. Where’re My White Protestors At? More!

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Recorded Friday, August 25, 2017

Hosts: Count Yorga & Jerkules

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Let’s start off this joint with a LOOKALIKE BOMB!

Jaguars CB Jalen Ramsey & Raptors PG Kyle Lowry

What a week here at TFQ HQ! This is our second episode of the week, following the opening festivities of Episode 146, our grand opening of the TFQ Bedshitters Hall Of Fame! As a result, there is no Bedshitter Of the Week in this episode. Hard to believe as it is, even we can only take so much feces in one week.

If you haven’t checked out the hallowed Hall, take a look. We’re very pleased with the investment made to commission renowned blind painter Hoo Flung Poo. Canton has bronze busts; The Fifth Quarter has a cavalcade of artwork that relives moments and/or individuals in the history of choking in sports in a way that only someone who has never seen anything can convey on canvas.

Don’t be shy! Give us your thoughts about our choices for the charter inductees into the BSHOF, or other suggestions that could make it onto future Hall ballots!

 

 

Episode 147 is Dedicated To: The

 

 

 

RIP

We always play an opening song, and occasionally we interrupt it to give an RIP to someone in the sports world who has taken that graceful dive into the maggot-filled shit pool called death.

 

 

#PROPS & #DROPS

If you’ve already worked clicking on the fuckin websiiiiiiiiite into your routine, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET. Follow us on Twitter, where we will occasionally give a thumbs-up or –down ruling on something in the world of sports. We’ll hashtag that shit PROPS or DROPS, and then we’ll turn right around and set you all up with more of them in every episode. To wit:

 

 

Weekly Woodshed

One thing you can always trust sports for is its lack of empathy for the weak. Almost any day of the year, some athlete or team is dominating and embarrassing the living shit out of an opponent. We try to shine a spotlight on these heinous landslide victories because, well, some of us think the underdog deserves to die.

 

 

Shit We Wrote Down – The Notebook, the Sequel

Take this, Noah and Allie, ya freakin’ saps! One excerpt from our TFQ Notebook: “We’ve had it with Ryan Gosling. Dude shortens his release under pressure… If scouts kept saying, ‘He can make all the throws,’ then how come he’s never made any in the pros yet? Wait – Sorry, that’s Rams QB Jared Goff. Can you blame us for confusing the two? LOOKALIKE BOMB!

“I wish Todd Gurley was more girly, like Rachel…”

I digress. So we have a notebook, and whenever we come up with new (just as dumb) thoughts while recording the podcast, we write them down in our trusty notebook. Whenever I’m lucky enough to read my own writing (which is less often than you might think) and myself or Yorga actually remember what the scribbles mean, we’ll put them here, at the end of the episode. Congrats! – You made it to the end? Guess what you win: Another chance to click on the fucking…you get it.

 

 

Here’s Thumbing At You

 

 

 

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