Joe battles with an old foe this week, as Darren wrestles with adjusting to a whole new level of fame.

We get to hear Joe’s latest conspiracy theory, this one is about the trains and it goes all the way to the top (apparently).

Darren’s wondering how he can embrace global fame and still be seen as an ordinary man, and we wonder just how many people around the globe have seen his face.

We consider a Face/Off style situation, with Joe taking over Darren’s life for a week with the goal of supercharging his career with some shameless networking.

And we look back at our sporting histories, from kids karate to underage football.

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