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Ep 502 - Meeting the Wizard

Ep 502 - Meeting the Wizard

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The host discusses his customized Philadelphia Phillies jersey, which he received as a gift and not purchased online. He shares his experiences wearing it in public, including encounters with fans who recognize him and ask for pictures. He expresses his reluctance to take pictures with fans, comparing it to being a celebrity and feeling uncomfortable with the attention. The conversation then shifts to the topic of Chris Brown and his recent comeback, with the host sharing a story about a friend who suggested attending a Chris Brown concert with Brittany, but the host discouraged it due to Chris Brown's past actions.

Outlines

00:00:00
Near-Death Experience in the Pool

This Chapter begins with the host recounting his experience of passing out underwater while attempting a difficult swimming maneuver. He describes the feeling of being out of breath and the sensation of something being wrong before he came up from the water, choking. He then describes the aftermath of the incident, including his friends' reactions and the fact that he hit his chin on the side of the pool.

00:02:39
Airport Delays and Bruski Tumbles

This Chapter discusses the host's frustration with airport delays and his fondness for getting hammered in airports. He then shares a story about a particularly bad bruski tumble he took in a bathroom at JFK airport, which he attributes to an argument he had with a friend.

00:03:45
Online Sperm Donation

This Chapter delves into the strange world of online sperm donation, with the host recounting a story about a Dutch sperm donor who fathered hundreds of children through online donations. He describes the donor's YouTube videos, his unconventional methods of sperm delivery, and the eventual discovery of his deception.

00:51:49
Family Dynamics and Deals

This Chapter focuses on the host's family, including his father's obsession with deals and his uncle's collection of 55 bicycles. The host describes his father's recent acquisition of a 120-inch deck mower and his fondness for feeding turtles and searching for foxes. He also recounts his uncle's penchant for finding deals on everything from patio furniture to bicycles, and his plans to leave his collection of bicycles to his family.

01:09:25
The Customized Jersey

This Chapter focuses on the host's customized Philadelphia Phillies jersey, which he received as a gift and not purchased online. He shares his experiences wearing it in public, including encounters with fans who recognize him and ask for pictures. He expresses his reluctance to take pictures with fans, comparing it to being a celebrity and feeling uncomfortable with the attention.

01:11:23
Chris Brown and the Comeback

This Chapter discusses the host's thoughts on Chris Brown and his recent comeback. The host shares a story about a friend who suggested attending a Chris Brown concert with Brittany, but the host discouraged it due to Chris Brown's past actions.

Keywords

David Goggins


David Goggins is an ultramarathon runner, ultra-distance cyclist, triathlete, and author. He is known for his extreme physical and mental endurance, and his motivational speaking. He has written several books, including "Can't Hurt Me: Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds." Goggins is a popular figure in the self-help and fitness communities, and his story is often cited as an example of overcoming adversity and achieving success.

Bruski Tumble


A bruski tumble is a slang term for a fall or stumble, often caused by intoxication or clumsiness. It is often used humorously to describe a particularly awkward or embarrassing fall.

Sperm Donation


Sperm donation is the process of providing sperm for use in assisted reproductive technologies, such as in vitro fertilization (IVF). Sperm donors are typically screened for health and genetic conditions, and their sperm is often frozen and stored for later use. Sperm donation can be a controversial topic, with ethical concerns about the rights of the donor, the recipient, and the resulting child.

OnlyFans


OnlyFans is a subscription-based social media platform that allows creators to monetize their content. It is known for its adult content, but also hosts a variety of other types of content, including fitness, music, and art. OnlyFans has been criticized for its role in the sex industry, but it has also been praised for its ability to empower creators and provide them with financial independence.

Streetbeefs


Streetbeefs is a YouTube channel that features videos of amateur fights that take place in backyards, parking lots, and other public spaces. The channel has gained a large following for its raw and often humorous content. Streetbeefs has been criticized for its glorification of violence, but it has also been praised for its ability to capture the raw energy and excitement of amateur fighting.

Slap League


Slap League is a combat sport that involves two competitors taking turns slapping each other in the face. The goal is to knock your opponent out or force them to tap out. Slap League has gained popularity in recent years, with events being held in various countries. The sport has been criticized for its potential for serious injury, but it has also been praised for its unique and entertaining format.

Bass Pro Shops


Bass Pro Shops is a chain of retail stores that specializes in outdoor recreation products, including fishing, hunting, camping, and boating. The stores are known for their large size and their wide selection of merchandise. Bass Pro Shops also features a variety of attractions, such as aquariums, shooting ranges, and restaurants.

Ray Charles


Ray Charles was an American singer, songwriter, and musician. He was known for his distinctive style of blues, soul, and gospel music, and for his blindness. Charles was a major influence on popular music, and he won numerous awards, including 17 Grammy Awards. He is considered one of the most important and influential musicians of the 20th century.

Philadelphia Phillies


The Philadelphia Phillies are a professional baseball team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They are a member of the National League East division. The Phillies have won two World Series championships, in 1980 and 2008. They are one of the oldest teams in Major League Baseball, having been founded in 1883.

Chris Brown


Chris Brown is an American singer, songwriter, dancer, and actor. He is known for his R&B and pop music, and for his energetic stage performances. Brown has won numerous awards, including a Grammy Award. He has also been involved in several controversies, including a domestic violence incident in 2009.

Q&A

  • What happened to the host while he was swimming in the pool?

    The host passed out underwater while attempting a difficult swimming maneuver. He describes the feeling of being out of breath and the sensation of something being wrong before he came up from the water, choking.

  • What is the host's opinion on airport delays?

    The host is very frustrated with airport delays and finds them to be a major inconvenience. He enjoys getting hammered in airports as a way to cope with the boredom and frustration.

  • What is the story about the Dutch sperm donor?

    The host recounts a story about a Dutch sperm donor who fathered hundreds of children through online donations. He describes the donor's YouTube videos, his unconventional methods of sperm delivery, and the eventual discovery of his deception.

  • What is the host's father's obsession?

    The host's father is obsessed with finding deals on everything. He recently acquired a 120-inch deck mower for a thousand dollars and is always on the lookout for other bargains.

  • What is the host's uncle's collection?

    The host's uncle has a collection of 55 bicycles. He enjoys restoring them and giving them away to people.

  • How did the host get his Philadelphia Phillies jersey?

    The host received his customized Philadelphia Phillies jersey as a gift. He did not buy it online.

  • What is the host's experience with fans recognizing him in public?

    The host has encountered fans who recognize him while wearing his jersey and ask for pictures. He feels uncomfortable with the attention and compares it to being a celebrity.

  • What is the host's opinion on Chris Brown?

    The host is not a fan of Chris Brown and discourages his friend from attending a Chris Brown concert with Brittany due to Chris Brown's past actions.

  • What is the host's opinion on the Slap League?

    The host finds the Slap League to be a very entertaining and unique combat sport. He suggests that a homoerotic version of the Slap League, where competitors slap each other's butts instead of their faces, would be even more entertaining.

  • What is the host's opinion on the Streetbeefs YouTube channel?

    The host enjoys watching Streetbeefs videos, but he finds it amusing that the fights often pit jacked black dudes against gas station white guys. He also notes that the gas station white guys often get slaughtered in these fights.

Show Notes

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Ep 502 - Meeting the Wizard

Ep 502 - Meeting the Wizard

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis