Peaches and Viktor open the show pretending to be human beings whose brains haven’t been microwaved by Christmas, only to immediately derail into planning the world’s most emotionally unstable Valentine’s-themed Jenkshow, complete with their sultry, chaos-wielding guest host Roxy Romance. From there, Peaches unveils Disney’s new $1-billion OpenAI partnership and the boys imagine a dystopian future where Sora users can make JFK, Tupac, Darth Vader, and Billy Mays star in the same video, while Peaches personally fantasizes about shoving Carl from Up out of the self-checkout line because he takes too long. They spiral into the annual Christmas dead zone in radio—where every rep has abandoned their inbox, flights cost the price of a used Honda, and Viktor learns Peaches absolutely refuses to work the day after Christmas. Then Peaches presents damning photographic evidence of an Idaho criminal mastermind driving around with white headlights as brake lights, leading to a full-blown investigation into whether red cellophane constitutes a legal taillight workaround and whether Lieutenant Crane needs to get involved. The duo then veers into motorcycles, lane splitting, dip cups, hocking “tuah” in intersections, and Viktor’s children shaming him for being “the most Idaho person alive.” Finally, Peaches and Viktor break down the eternal war between radio and podcasting—calling out over-edited podcasters, riffing on Joe Rogan’s grandpa noises, dragging Tom Segura for hating radio, and reminiscing about the time Bert Kreischer crashed their live show like a shirtless golden retriever in cargo shorts. The episode closes with both men pretending their job is impossibly hard while admitting they basically get paid to interview their favorite artists and go to concerts.