“Baby City”

Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt

Babies are special

babies are tough

babies have smooth skin

NE-VER rough!



Have you been to this place

this magical land

where everyone’s a baby

(baby hearts, baby hands

baby hearts, baby hands

baby hearts, baby hands)



Baby policeman!

Baby D.A.!

Baby court-appointed defense attorney!




Baby bus driver!

Baby hobo!

Incredible babies

Go babies go!

Also: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.