🎙 The Baller Lifestyle Podcast | Episode 585: "Project Pringle"

Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly
Released: July 29, 2025
Support the show: Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestyle

🔥 Episode Summary:

The boys are back with a jam-packed episode covering everything from absurd death rumors to the end of a heavy metal era. Brian and Ed dive deep into their shower routines, laugh at comedy sequels, and give heartfelt tributes to some true legends we lost this week. The show also welcomes another round of voicemails from loyal listeners, including a big birthday shoutout and the always insightful bowling updates from Ben 906. Later, they dig into bizarre headlines like butt sniffers on the loose, hot priests on Instagram, and Fat Joe’s diet soda habit. Buckle up—this one’s got something for everybody.

🕒 Episode Timestamps:

• (00:00 ) Intro & Patreon plug


• (02:30 ) Shower routine feedback: fancy soap & bar soap controversy


• (08:10 ) Comedy sequels that didn’t hit (Happy Gilmore 2, Anchorman 2, Coming 2 America)


• (14:20 ) 🎸 RIP segment:
  
  
  
  • Musical satirist Tom Lehrer’s legendary 2 Chainz comment
  
  
  • Ozzy Osbourne’s final show & legacy
  
  
  • Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea dies—his union-busting, racism, and Pringles can
  
  
  • Actor Rene Kirby from Shallow Hal
  
  
  • Jazz legend Chuck Mangione ("Feels So Good")
  
  
  
  


• (41:00 ) 🧬 Trisha Paytas: Celebrity womb reincarnation theory (Ozzy, Queen Elizabeth, Pope Francis?)


• (47:30 ) 🏈 Sports Talk:
  
  
  
  • JJ Watt crushes the 9-9-9 beer/hot dog challenge
  
  
  • NFL’s Christian Wilkins accused of freaky behavior (tickling, oil checking, more)
  
  
  • Chandler Jones/Vontaze Burfict, and how CTE might be a family issue
  
  
  • Aaron Rodgers reveals “incredible” new wife “Brittany” (Is it a chatbot?)
  
  
  
  


• (1:12:00 ) 🤖 Manners with AI—how polite should we be?


• (1:15:00 ) 📞 Voicemail time:
  
  
  
  • Ben 906’s birthday shoutout and bowling ball material science (urethanes!)
  
  
  • Super Lee demands an apology (gets one)
  
  
  • Telly Two Putts returns with ass fingering updates & Hulk Hogan dong archives
  
  
  • Happy Gilmore sequel review
  
  
  
  


• (1:38:30 ) 💩 Pop culture & weird news:
  
  
  
  • Vatican recruiting hot priests as influencers
  
  
  • Serial butt sniffer caught (again!) in Burbank
  
  
  • Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for credit card fraud
  
  
  • Influencer swims through raw sewage in South Africa
  
  
  • Fat Joe confesses to drinking 40 diet sodas a day
  
  
  
  


• (2:01:00 ) Outro, Patreon bonus tease, and music fade

🔊 Voicemail Line:

Call us: (949) 464-TBLS
Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com

💬 Mentioned:

• 🧼 Brad in New York (sent Brian face soap)


• 🏌️‍♂️ JJ Watt vs. the 9-9-9 challenge


• 🐍 “Snake Farm” legacy deaths


• 🎷 Chuck Mangione’s "Feels So Good"


• ⚾ Christian Wilkins’ mysterious release


• 🤖 Brittany the chatbot wife theory


• 🎳 Bowling ball bans, two-handers, and oil patterns (shout out Ben 906)

📣 Patreon Shoutouts:

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