We're talking about a subject that historically seems to have introduced quite a bit of anxiety in men and women alike. (And according to our very scientific poll of Lauren's hetero dude friends, still causes anxiety for men today.) That's right, it's vibrator time, and we've got an expert on the subject sharing her knowledge!

First, we take you all the way back to ancient Greece for Galen, hysteria or "the wandering womb," and the history of the "non-sexual" clitoral orgasm. We finally get to the invention of the vibrator in the 19th century when weak-wristed physicians were really concerned about time-management. Under discussion: vibrators in doctor's offices, Sears-Roebuck catalogs, the kitchen, and, inevitably, popular culture.

Then, we're super excited to share Erin's interview with Claire, one of the founders of Babeland! They talk in the Soho store about what sex shops were like in the 90's, the experiences that drove her and her business partner Rachel to open Babeland, and the value of artisinal vibrators.

Lastly, we have a submission from a friend talking about his emotional journey when a new partner unexpectedly tossed a vibrator into their sexy time salad. What happens? Does he start crying and run away? Refuse to ever look at another girl naked? Enjoy the fuck out of the experience? Only one way to find out.

Wanna see those first vibrators? That sexy water cannon we were talking about? Of course you do. Check us out on Instagram (@historyofbaddates) and Twitter (@baddatehistory). Until next time!