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Fascist Dem Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet (The Meltdown in Response to Trump's Victory)

Fascist Dem Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet (The Meltdown in Response to Trump's Victory)

Update: 2024-11-08
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Speaker 37: [00:00:00 ] Liberal women are already fantasizing about how they'll be, quote unquote, reduced to breeding machines under the glorious Trump Reich.

This seems like a fetish. They're into this. I don't know what to do. I might wake up tomorrow to no rights

Speaker 40: reduced to a berating machine.

Speaker 37: Oh, I hope a Republican strong man doesn't come and take me to the breeding pen.

Speaker 39: Yeah, it's

Simone Collins: they want it. They want it so fricking bad. And I wouldn't say that if I didn't vehemently believe that that was the case, but I read. D*****s romance novels. I know what women are into

Would you like to know more?

Speaker 37: Hello, Simone. Today, I'm excited to be bringing you amazing news. I am so sorry that we have been absent since the election, but I was taking a mental health day due to the state of ecstasy I was in when we won the Senate. We won the popular vote. We probably won the house.

Speaker 45: [00:01:00 ] I'd like to make a noise complaint. You're so fine, you're so fine,

Speaker 37: And

I have just been all day today watching videos of progressives crying about losing

Speaker 36: I go from hysterically crying one minute over the pain of this situation. Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes! Yes! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott. Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.

Speaker 38: now hE's f*****g president.

Speaker 41: Oh my god!

Speaker 28: Off.

I can't

Speaker 26: believe

Speaker 42: believe Trump's actually

Speaker 41: gonna win this f ing day! Oh Jesus Christ! I'm so pissed off! F F F Goddamn! No! No! No! Why?! Why?! Why?! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm, yummy![00:02:00 ]

Speaker 36: Yummy again! I'm sorry!

Speaker 42: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Hope your day gets better.

Speaker 41: Shut

Speaker 38: Positive energy.

Speaker 41: What's up? You do not understand English!

Speaker 37: because look, we had people's like when you were out working at election day get people to key our car on both sides, by the way, Simone, in, in, in multiple areas, they're just like, yeah, we're going to like, and I love that I know this person is right now writhing in pain

but what we are going to take this episode to do is go through not just the videos of progressives crying about this that particular form of pornography, I guess I'd call it. One of my favorite was one and one progressive was like, I'm going to kill myself if Trump

and then somebody else goes, we'll make sure to post it. So I have something to goon to. Basically that means masturbate [00:03:00 ] too. But we'll be going over other memes. I mean we can start by talking about like this video here

Speaker: This is all a prank, right? Like, like we're just gonna wake up tomorrow morning and everything's gonna go back to the way it like it'll all it'll be a psych it'll be like a really bad dream and none of this will ever happen, right? Like it'll be like the first time and then we're all gonna pull through fine in four years.

Correct? Please? Someone tell me? I can

Speaker 2: tell you one thing right now, marriage is the farthest thing from on the table, currently. So, they really, they screwed the pooch on that one. If they thought that any of this was gonna actually help with the whole family and kids department, and, and lowering birth rates, because that, nah.

Nuh not even. Any semblance of thoughts I had, or hope for that, is completely gonna be a no thanks from me, love. You think I would ever even dare bring a child into this country now? It was rough before, now? No. That's cute. And the men, don't even give No, don't even get me [00:04:00 ] started about dating. But think, I was still entertaining a few moderates here and there, sometimes.

No, honey, no. Not even close. That's never Goodbye.

Simone Collins: Oh because they were going to do that otherwise.

Speaker 37: Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're, we don't want you. I, I, this is one of the things where like, progressives are like, ha, ha, ha, we had a vasectomy van outside of our own DNC event this year. And I'm like,

Simone Collins: ha, ha, ha, we're genociding our own people. Ha ha

Speaker 37: ha. Imagine if some other group drove that out to like a, let's say like a native American tribal council and somebody drew of effect to me, ban to give to me is to anyone who wants, you'd be like, Oh, that's horrifying.

Why would you do that? But you are cheering, doing it to your own people. Okay. But don't expect me to care. You know, this is the, you seem vile. You have saved a man. Oh my God. I have to play the video here of the woman who is just like randomly screaming at her boyfriend because it's the New York girl and she found out her [00:05:00 ] boyfriend voted for Trump.

Speaker 39: Oh,

Speaker 37: and everyone's like, oh my God, this guy saved his life by not staying with this woman.

Speaker 33: STUPID F*****G W***E! SO I'LL JUST SHUT THE I'LL JUST SHUT THE F**K UP FOR GOOD NOW, HUH? YEAH, YOU F*****G WANT THAT? YEAH? WE ARE F*****G OVER! YOU F*****G D*****S! I HOPE THAT YOU CHOKE ON A PIECE OF CONCRETE AND LITERALLY GO TO HELL. I will see you in f*****g hell, you f*****g a*****e, you f*****g liar, you f*****g manipulator, you goddamn wish you would've played your cards right with me, you F*****G A*****E!

Speaker 35: Yeah.

Simone Collins: Yeah. Bullet dodged. I think the problem though, is many stays, especially young men are struggling to find. Young women who

Speaker 37: I don't think that's true. You were [00:06:00 ] progressive when I met you and you basically immediately capitulated on all those views when they were put to sunlight.

A lot of women do that. They don't hold. I

Simone Collins: guess that's to a young man with social skills. So that's a, you know, big, if it's difficult. Here's what I want to say though, on election day, on election day, one of the polling places where I stayed for a while was on a college campus. Okay. And it was the best place to be.

It was, there were so many young people voting Republican or just voting open mindedly. It was amazing. Like older adults. Yeah. Because they're at pretty much every polling station in our district, there's a Democrat table and there's a Republican table and they're handing out sample ballots in there to talk with anyone who wants to talk.

And it was really. Not fun in a Democrat dominated district to stand at these Republican tables in most of the polling places. And [00:07:00 ] yeah, my, our car was keyed at one of them because people are so hostile toward Republicans. On this college campus, students are walking up, they're talking, they're happy that they're not looking at you like you're a dehumanized monster.

It was amazing. And it gave me so much hope because even, yeah, like to your point, young It was definitely mostly young men who were coming up to the Republican table. I'm not going to lie. But everyone seemed a lot more open minded and it gave me hope that at least younger generations aren't as politically ossified and polarized as we might be led to believe.

Speaker 37: Well, one of the things that we're going to be talking about is, is every younger generation recently, it's gotten more and more conservative. The, the, the young people, America is moving more conservative. And not only that. Even young women? Yeah, even young women. If you look at this election cycle versus last election cycle,

Speaker 25: So you asked, are there any places that the vice president is overperforming Joe Biden in 2020? So we could show you that as well. We just bring that out here. Harris overperforming 2020. [00:08:00 ] Holy smokes. There you go. So let this go away and see if there's anything on the east side there. Literally nothing, literally nothing, literally not one county.

Speaker 37: Emily did not do better than Biden in a single state.

In fact, she only did better in, I think it was 36 counties in the entire country,, so in every single domain, they are doing worse than they did historically. But let's go to the memes. And one of the first ones that I think you'll notice here is why, like a lot of people, like, Oh my God, there's been a 25 point change in Hispanic voting and a lot of, and we did an episode on why minorities are leaving the Democrats.

And I think we immediately see what we've always seen. said is that the Democrats were always the party of racism. They just hold themselves and somehow brainwashed a few idiots that they weren't. And if you look at the way that they're responding to the fact that they still have the majority of the vote in a lot of these communities, but they don't have a super majority of the vote.

So how do they [00:09:00 ] react? Okay here is a

rUnethicalLifeTips post on Reddit that got 7. 5 thousand upvotes. Okay, so this isn't like a, a controversial Dems are like, yeah, this is a good idea. It was two thousand comments on how this can be done. So the person said, I have a neighbor who's a huge MAGA fan, he's a Mexican American, and his two parents are here illegally, and I live with him.

How could I go about re

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Fascist Dem Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet (The Meltdown in Response to Trump's Victory)

Fascist Dem Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet (The Meltdown in Response to Trump's Victory)

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