Fitness Trainer Vinnie Tortorich + Comedian Ben Gleib
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This episode of the Adam Corolla Show features a wide-ranging discussion on various topics, including politics, social issues, and personal experiences. The episode begins with Adam criticizing Kamala Harris's communication style, which he describes as "word salad," and her lack of experience in the private sector. He also expresses concern about the state of the nation, citing the rise of morbid obesity and the prevalence of electric bikes. Adam shares his personal experience with exercise, emphasizing the importance of walking and the benefits of a weighted vest. He discusses the different approaches to exercise, highlighting the importance of doing things you don't want to do for personal growth and success. The conversation then shifts to comedy routines, with Adam and Ben Gleib discussing the process of writing and performing jokes. They share their own methods for note-taking and remembering jokes, highlighting the diversity of approaches among comedians. Adam emphasizes the importance of discipline and doing things you don't want to do for success. The episode also features a discussion about the effectiveness of warning signs, with Adam arguing that many signs are pointless and only serve to depress people. He uses examples like "Stop Hate at the Beach" and "Don't Abandon Your Baby" to illustrate how such signs are unlikely to deter people from engaging in the behavior they warn against. The episode concludes with a discussion about Ellen DeGeneres' retirement from stand-up comedy and Leslie Jones' pool rules. Adam and his co-hosts debate whether Ellen's retirement is genuine or a publicity stunt and whether it's acceptable to pee in a pool. They also discuss the myth of a pool tablet that changes color when someone pees in it and Adam's proposal to replace "Marco Polo" with "Adam Corolla" at pool parties.
Outlines
Introduction and Pluto TV Advertisement
The episode begins with Dawson announcing the news segment. The first part of the episode is an advertisement for Pluto TV's summer of cinema, featuring free movies and comedies.
Kamala Harris, Word Salad, and Open Borders
Adam Corolla discusses Kamala Harris's tendency to use "word salad" and her lack of experience in the private sector. He criticizes her handling of the border crisis and her statement about not understanding the point of being asked if she's been to the border.
Protein Powder, Olive Oil, and the State of the Nation
Adam and Vinny Torterich discuss protein powder, with Adam reminiscing about the different types available in his youth. They then move on to olive oil, with Vinny recommending a specific brand. Adam expresses concern about the state of the nation, citing the rise of morbid obesity and the prevalence of electric bikes.
Exercise, Walking, and the Importance of Doing Things You Don't Want To
Adam shares his personal experience with exercise, emphasizing the importance of walking and the benefits of a weighted vest. He discusses the different approaches to exercise, highlighting the importance of doing things you don't want to do for personal growth and success.
Comedy Routines, Note-Taking, and Success
Adam and Ben Gleib discuss the process of writing and performing comedy routines. They share their own methods for note-taking and remembering jokes, highlighting the diversity of approaches among comedians. Adam emphasizes the importance of discipline and doing things you don't want to do for success.
Herb Alpert and "This Guy's in Love"
The conversation starts with a discussion about the song "This Guy's in Love," wondering if it was written by Herb Alpert. They discover that while Alpert performed the song, it was actually written by a different songwriter.
Ben Gleib's Stand-Up Special
The hosts mention Ben Gleib's new stand-up special, "The Mad King," which is available for free on YouTube. They discuss the length of stand-up specials and how the traditional time constraints have loosened.
The Audiobook Mishap
Adam shares a story about recording an audiobook and aiming for an eight-hour runtime. He reveals that the final product was 12 minutes short, much to his chagrin.
The Evolution of Complaints
Adam discusses how his complaints about life evolved while recording his audiobook, leading to him adding more complaints to the book. He also mentions how he would often add in random conversations with people who walked by during the recording.
The Hardships of Audiobooks
Adam expresses his dislike for reading out loud, especially his own work. He also mentions his struggles with spelling and how even autocorrect can't always help him.
The De-Evolution of Society
Adam and his co-host discuss the decline of society, citing examples like the rise of social media influencers and the prevalence of nonsensical signs in public spaces.
Gang Signs in the Hospital
Adam shares a story about finding gang signs carved into a toilet seat in a hospital bathroom. He also mentions finding a blob of Copenhagen dip in the drinking fountain, highlighting the absurdity of such behavior in a medical facility.
Confusing Airport Advertisements
Adam talks about the strange and ineffective advertisements he encounters at airports, particularly those featuring animals and vague messages about business. He criticizes the lack of clarity and call to action in these ads.
The Ineffectiveness of Warning Signs
Adam discusses the futility of warning signs that lack any reasoning or argument. He uses examples like "Stop Senior Abuse" and "Don't Abandon Your Baby" to illustrate how such signs are unlikely to deter people from engaging in the behavior they warn against.
The Depressing Sign at the Beach
Adam shares his annoyance with a sign at a beach that reads "Stop Hate at the Beach." He argues that the sign is pointless and only serves to depress people, as there is no real hate crime problem at the beach.
The Seatbelt Chime Debate
Adam and his co-host debate whether Adam's car has a seatbelt chime. They decide to test it out, leading to a discussion about the importance of car safety features.
The Asian Boner Stereotype
Adam and his co-host discuss the stereotype that Asians have difficulty getting erections. They also talk about the use of rhino horns in traditional Asian medicine and the market for poached rhino horns.
Hippie Moms and Alternative Medicine
Adam shares his experience growing up with a hippie mom who preferred alternative medicine over traditional Western medicine. He criticizes the effectiveness of such methods and highlights the importance of Western medicine in serious situations.
The Chris Corolla Path to Lethargy
Adam discusses the "Chris Corolla path to lethargy," a technique for avoiding responsibility by using excuses like being sick or having an "extra critical day" on the bio rhythm wheel.
The News and Ben's Car
Adam announces that Dawson will be doing the news while Ben hangs out. They continue to discuss Ben's car and the lack of a seatbelt chime.
The Beach as a Jewish-Mexican Space
Adam argues that the beach is a Jewish-Mexican space, implying that other groups are not welcome. He makes offensive comments about Native Americans and their use of the beach.
The Need for Alternatives in Warning Signs
Adam suggests that warning signs should provide alternatives to the behavior they warn against. He uses the example of "Stop Elder Abuse" and suggests that it should be replaced with "Slow Down on Elder Abuse" or "Beat a Middle-Aged Person."
Car Chimes and Seatbelt Reminders
The conversation starts with a discussion about car chimes, specifically the four chimes that sound when starting a car. The speakers debate whether these chimes are standard for all cars and whether they are related to seatbelts.
Ellen DeGeneres' Farewell Tour and Meanness
The conversation shifts to Ellen DeGeneres' announcement that she's retiring from stand-up comedy after her next Netflix special. The speakers discuss Ellen's reputation for being mean and whether her retirement is genuine or a publicity stunt.
Ellen's Q&A and the Importance of Being Nice
The speakers discuss Ellen's Q&A segment at the end of her stand-up shows. They argue that people can't simply declare themselves to be nice, as it's up to others to decide whether they are.
Leslie Jones' Pool and Vaccine Controversy
The conversation turns to Leslie Jones, a comedian known for her role on Saturday Night Live. The speakers discuss a time when Leslie Jones was rude to Adam Corolla at a party, specifically about his stance on vaccines.
Ellen's Movie Career and Greg Kinnear
The speakers debate whether Ellen DeGeneres was in a movie with Greg Kinnear. They discuss Ellen's filmography and the difficulty of finding information about her movie roles.
Leslie Jones' Pool Rules and Peeing in Pools
The conversation returns to Leslie Jones' pool, with the speakers discussing her strict rules about peeing in it. They debate whether it's acceptable to pee in a pool, with Adam Corolla admitting to peeing in his own pool from a floating boat.
The Leslie Jones Pool Tablet Myth
The speakers discuss the myth of a pool tablet that changes color when someone pees in it. They agree that this tablet doesn't exist and that people who believe in it are delusional.
Replacing Marco Polo with Adam Corolla
Adam Corolla proposes replacing the game "Marco Polo" with "Adam Corolla" at pool parties. He argues that Marco Polo was a racist and slave owner, and that people would feel sorry for him if they knew the truth.
Dollar Tree Ejaculation Incident
The conversation shifts to a news story about a man who masturbated on a woman's leg inside a Dollar Tree store. The speakers discuss the incident and whether it's a "white collar crime" or a "white sock crime."
The Tim Hortons Doose Incident
The speakers discuss a viral video of a woman who allegedly dropped her pants and fired a "doose" at a Tim Hortons employee. They debate whether the woman was justified in her actions and whether she's capable of anything after such a display.
Keywords
Word Salad
A term used to describe speech or writing that is incoherent, nonsensical, or filled with empty phrases. It often involves using a lot of words without conveying any clear meaning.
Kamala Harris
The current Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris is a prominent figure in American politics. She has served as a Senator from California and as Attorney General of California.
Open Borders
A policy that allows people to freely cross national borders without restrictions or visas. It is a controversial topic, with proponents arguing for increased freedom of movement and opponents citing concerns about security and immigration control.
Protein Powder
A supplement that provides a concentrated source of protein, often used by athletes and fitness enthusiasts to support muscle growth and recovery.
Olive Oil
A type of oil extracted from olives, commonly used in cooking and as a salad dressing. It is known for its flavor and health benefits.
Electric Bike
A bicycle equipped with an electric motor that assists the rider with pedaling. They are becoming increasingly popular as a mode of transportation and exercise.
Weighted Vest
A vest filled with weights, used for increasing resistance during exercise. It can be worn during walking, running, or other activities to enhance the workout.
Comedy Routine
A set of jokes and stories delivered by a comedian during a performance. It is typically structured and designed to elicit laughter from the audience.
Audiobook
An audiobook is a recording of a book that is read aloud. Audiobooks are often used by people who are unable to read traditional books, such as those with visual impairments or learning disabilities.
Q&A
What is Adam Corolla's criticism of Kamala Harris's communication style?
Adam criticizes Kamala Harris for using "word salad," which he describes as incoherent and nonsensical speech filled with empty phrases. He believes she uses this style to avoid giving clear answers and to sound smarter than she is.
What is Adam's main concern about Kamala Harris's lack of experience in the private sector?
Adam believes that Kamala Harris's lack of experience in the private sector makes her unqualified to lead the country. He argues that her career in politics has not prepared her to understand the challenges faced by businesses and individuals in the real world.
What is Adam's opinion on the use of electric bikes?
Adam is critical of electric bikes, arguing that they create the illusion of exercise without actually burning calories. He believes that people who rely on electric bikes are becoming less physically fit and are losing the benefits of traditional cycling.
What is Adam's main point about doing things you don't want to do?
Adam believes that doing things you don't want to do, even if they are uncomfortable or painful, is essential for personal growth and success. He argues that this applies to all aspects of life, from exercise to work to relationships.
What is the name of Ben Gleib's new stand-up special?
Ben Gleib's new stand-up special is called "The Mad King."
Why was Adam disappointed with the length of his audiobook?
Adam had aimed for an eight-hour runtime for his audiobook, but it ended up being 12 minutes short, which he felt was a significant shortfall.
What are some of the strange and ineffective advertisements Adam encounters at airports?
Adam criticizes airport advertisements that feature animals and vague messages about business, arguing that they are confusing and lack a clear call to action.
What is the "Chris Corolla path to lethargy"?
The "Chris Corolla path to lethargy" is a technique for avoiding responsibility by using excuses like being sick or having an "extra critical day" on the bio rhythm wheel.
Why does Adam believe that the beach is a Jewish-Mexican space?
Adam makes offensive comments about Native Americans and their use of the beach, implying that the beach is a space for Jewish and Mexican people only.
Show Notes
revisiting a bad Gavin Newsom tweet and an even worse Kamala Harris interview with
Lester Holt. Then they read some of Hollywood’s reactions to Joe Biden dropping out of
the presidential race.
Next, fitness trainer & podcaster Vinnie Tortorich returns to the show to talk all things
health & fitness including the best type of protein powders & olive oils, how even
mountain towns aren’t healthy anymore and the concerning trend of electric bicycles.
Then, Adam welcomes comedian Ben Gleib back to the show as they get into the de-
evolution of society, the hardships of gang member recruitment and snorting rhino horn.
Finally, Adam, Ben & Dawson talk about Leslie Jones making guests sign a form to
prevent pool peeing, Ellen DeGeneres quitting fame, and the identity of the Philly Dollar
Store Ejaculator.
For more with Vinnie Tortorich:
● PODCAST: Fitness Confidential
● INSTAGRAM: @vinnietortorich
For more with Ben Gleib:
● INSTAGRAM: @bengleib
● WEBSITE: https://www.bengleib.com/
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