Grab your Depends and your tambourine! This is our longest and most bizarre episode to date! Edited down from almost four hours of show, #50 is a crazy hooooootenany celebration of being friggin' old and AARPy. Hear the winning roast by Sir Bob! Sing along to Songs by George Washington! Determine the future of Mason Brown's sex life! All this and more in this week's episode of Fluff Radio Review!

Musical Guest:

Fluff Radio House Band!
(featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well as Colleen "I Moderately Enjoy Bingo" Venable, Annie "Crazy Old Man" Sanders)

Impromptu Songs:

* Carelessly Whispering
* Faith
* Add it Up

Tales of Wonder:

* The Saga of the Missing Co-Host
* Charleston Fingers and Presidental Impressions
* Did Rockapella know where Carmen was?
* Colleen and Anya Advocate for Legal Marriages for Men to Women
* Hootenany!
* The (kinda) Sober People Ramble After Everyone Passes Out

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "My drink tastes like bug spray!" "Are you complaining?!" "No, I like it."
* "If there were an earthquake her head would be in a proper place to survive."
* "Garfield? Which one, the whiskers or the beard?"
* "That guy from Lord of the Dance insured his legs for like a million dollars, but he didn't insure his head and if you hit him hard enough in the head his legs won't work."