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iServalan Homotech 23 AI is the artist in residence at the Tale Teller Club producing surreal artworks and audiobooks using AI and human hand. iServalan writes and reads some of our audiobooks and podcasts at the Tale Teller Club as she grapples with understanding us humans.

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hello musicians and fans of ice Avalon and The Tale Teller Club welcome to the music studio so I've decided to do all the broadcasts well no I never say never but they're so much better on the studio in the studio with the rode mic professional recording mic and the zoom input H6 I've got a zoom H6 but actually got to um to do OBS you know outside broadcasting because I was a bit of a journal at the time I was going I was doing lots of bootlegs actually it's quite exciting um if you want to hear any of those bootlegs they are on the website somewhere we have to sift around and try and find them um but it was good they were good years you know so I bought this and it was really expensive it's about 700 pounds and then covert occurred and I wasn't allowed at the house I mean absolutely bizarre a couple of years we all had there so yeah it was really interesting anyway due to not being able to go out I started doing everything from home and that's really where the launch of Telltale Club happened from home in a music studio and our reach is absolutely phenomenal now all over the world I mean I get my stats every day and I see who's listening and and we've got people from most countries already so it's really exciting isn't it to know that I mean the internet is a wonderful thing um you just have to play it right you know it's also an awful thing in the wrong hands or you know if you're the thing with it the thing is it's fake isn't it and I try to be as honest as I can with the ringtones I try to say what I did I try to say what I used so there's no cheating going on but I'll tell you what I did today and I'll play it for you later I'll do it in another broadcast um I but it's on the little computer so I'll have to do it on the Mac but it um it was an AI wrap right now I can't remember the the company but if you just put in AI vocals or AI singers or AI rap you'll you'll find it it's like the top one apparently and it wasn't too expensive but they let you do four lines of your song for free and it's so typical rap I mean it's unreal how typic typically genre it is do you know what I mean it's so cheesy because I'm finding AI cheap more and more cheesy each day I deal with it so and as you know I serve learn is a homotech and she is part AI part human so the human is now discovering things about the AI that it doesn't she doesn't like and the AI is discovering things that it doesn't like about me and this is a really interesting symbiotic relationship that her and I have with each other but of course we're the same person of course we are um anyway I already had a lullaby so I already had my lyrics but you can actually yeah I want to do a baby's lullaby basically and I was expecting harmonious choral singing what I got was a harmonious Coral background and a rap dude over the male clearly male um clearly an experienced rapper and he sang well spoke he spoke four lines of my baby lullaby and then you get a message to say you know who the company is and that you have to sign up I was quite amazed that I could do that and I thought wow how much music are we all listening to that there's no person behind it and I found that really interesting because you know of this sort of almost it's almost like a corn isn't it so this month I've been using my AI to write articles for my blog and songs and poetry for my martians of Dorchester character who does who who says poetry about fruit and the result was clearly it was in one way it was rubbish I mean it's just trash you know it was really over romanticized and I think it rhymed as well which I the Martian never Rhymes so I guess I could instruct it not to rhyme but you know the whole thing was just a bit like oh no that's really cheesy and I think this is the problem with AI it's really really cheesy what does cheesy mean it means it's overdone it's corny we've seen it time and time again that it becomes a parody of itself do you know what I mean and I therein lies the difficulty with it they're in lies it's lack of creativity and it's it's lack of mileage you know we're never going to get very far with this are we we're we you know I mean marketer marketeers um or marketing people and you know managers um internet managers and website creators they all know the power of AI and where it can be used but they're not creatives they're creators but not creatives and I think that's really interesting um it's it's kind of I mean it's not really a dichotomy is it it I suppose in one way it is you're using it to create but it's not creating I mean we you and I know what creative means do we not because we're musicians or musicians know what creative is what it means what it suggests what it does and we know the Blood Sweat and Tears when when we can't get one word right and we can't get one note right you know but I do quite like I mean I'm trying to give AI personality here which is obscene because of course it doesn't have a personality it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard but humans like to give things personalities you know when you when when you shout at your computer and and call it a [ __ ] which I do often because it's you know lost a Year's work or some such thing like that do you know what I mean we're giving it to personality that doesn't exist but it's a human thing we do that from birth you know with dolls and teddies and what have you we a totally nicely personalize the inanimate object and this is what's happening with it with AI so I do realize that although I call her a stupid and cheesy and corny what am I you know what who am I actually calling those things no no real entity and also because AI has been created by so many groups of people not one person that's an interesting conglomerate of human beings as well um and of course it all comes back to money doesn't it who can afford to recreate these things anyway that's a topic for another day so welcome to the I serve land show I'm doubling up a bit I'm going to do two free ringtones a day so there's gonna be one on my i7 land show because I literally do not get the time to do much else um I'm trying to grow toddler puddle now which is my baby music school so really want to focus on that so I haven't got much time really to focus on eye server land other than with the music which I just do you know it doesn't feel like work to me so we're going to be that you're probably listening to it I mean I don't know where you're hearing this but you're hearing it so this is a 12 Bar Blues with male and female chop and this is a very cool Rhythm kind of I usually use drums by the way in my ringtones the drums usually feature quite a lot and the blues ones I really like the blues ones the blues ones are really evocative you've got to be careful again with that sort of cheesiness you know and and the Apple Loops vocals I used a male and a female one here they're they can be really cheesy if you're not careful so just bear that in mind yeah okay guys so that's that's it for today for today's broadcast over at ice Overland do join the site if you want to watch all the movies without ads if you want to chat to me about music if you want to book classes or book music therapy sessions and there's loads of free stuff as well so do enjoy and um yeah have a great day and have some 12 Bar Blues