Jules has fallen in love with Malta's 2025 Eurovision entry, Miriana Conte's 'Serving'. But to really get her bearings in the 'kant'down to Eurovision, she'll need an experienced travel guide. Bona fide Eurovision tragic Gen is here to help her decipher the weird and wonderful world of ding dongs, la las, sexy doily pirates and singing garbage turkeys.

Today they cover the official rules of Eurovision, introduce the queen of Kant, and dip their toe into an unofficial rule, getting them a few steps closer to understanding how to snag the ever-important Douze Points in the world's most fabulous song contest. It's a long way to the summit of Mount Eurovision, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single kant.

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