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Hello and welcome to another episode of “if the answer is you, what is the question?”

I’m your host Lifey McLifeson and today’s contestant is Miles, a 35 year old musician and he’s from Shepherds Bush.

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Miles describes himself as “An old soul with a young heart, a sub-sequential by-product of wisdom and angst. A self-proclaimed modern day memoirist, a writer and an encyclopaedia of circumstances that people can reference and interpret however they choose.”

Is there anyone else in the audience who’s still unsure of what that means?

(Audience laughter)

Ok guys, what do you think? Shall we bring him on down and give him a chance to tell us more himself??? Give him a big cheer!

(Audience cheers)

Come on down Miles, it’s your turn to play “if the answer is you, what is the question?”

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Question 1: Who is responsible for your happiness?