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00:00:00  Introduction02:02:04  Wicked Is Annoying12:28:20  Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father?16:23:13  More Misadventures In Prostitution26:01:03  Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run29:02:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow!30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 237:15:01  Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The Masturbation Tree41:59:14  Father Proud Of The Blow And Hookers He Got His Son46:29:20 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending







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Freaks, it’s Monday, November 25th, 2024.







Coming up on the program today, dad’s got custody of the kids this weekend.







So you know what that means, coke and prostitutes.







Plus hang your most festive underwear up on the masturbation tree.







And Chris Chan is preparing to become a father.







Armageddon is upon us.







Distorted View Daily proudly presents Tim Henson’s mother playing What’s That Sound.







Basically, all I do is I play a sound and you have to tell me what…







Oh, then I gotta…







Yeah, I guess…







Yeah, you have to guess what the sound is.







All right.







Ready?







Oh, God.







This is gonna be another…







Another…







Okay, go ahead.







All right.







What is that sound?







Oh, my God.







Well, it’s a bunch of yelling or not…







Well, it sounds like…







Like…







Like a haunted house, like…