Laugh Break: Shortest Day, Longest Laughs - A Giggle Fest for the Winter Solstice
Update: 2024-12-21
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Welcome to Laugh Break, where we turn your Saturday afternoon into a giggle fest! I'm your host Charlie, and today - December 21st, 2024 - we're celebrating the shortest day of the year with the longest laughs!
Speaking of trending topics, have you seen that new AI-powered fridge that's supposed to order groceries for you? Mine apparently thinks I'm training for a hot dog eating contest. I opened it yesterday and found 47 packages of hot dogs. Thanks, smart fridge - way to expose my midnight snacking habits to the whole neighborhood grocery store!
You know what's universally relatable? Trying to wrap holiday presents when your cat thinks the wrapping paper is their new playground. I spent three hours last night wrapping gifts, and my cat Kevin turned it into his personal Olympic sport. The categories were: Paper Shredding Sprint, Ribbon Wrestling, and Extreme Bow Hunting. He's currently the gold medalist in all three.
And let's talk about this winter solstice weather! It's the shortest day of the year, which means we're all basically vampires now. I saw my neighbor this morning and couldn't tell if he was heading to work or returning from a very ambitious night out. We both just hissed at the sun and scurried back inside. I'm pretty sure that's how you make friends in December.
The best part about these short days? You can legitimately have dinner at 4:30 PM and call it a night by 7:00 . I'm not being lazy - I'm being astronomically accurate! Finally, science is backing up my grandpa's eating schedule!
Before we wrap up today's show, here's a thought: if the days are getting longer starting tomorrow, does that mean our excuses for going to bed early are getting shorter? Something to ponder while you're hiding from your AI fridge and defending your wrapping paper from your cat.
This is Charlie reminding you that laughter is the best medicine, unless you have a paper cut from wrapping presents - then you might want actual medicine. Thanks for listening!
Speaking of trending topics, have you seen that new AI-powered fridge that's supposed to order groceries for you? Mine apparently thinks I'm training for a hot dog eating contest. I opened it yesterday and found 47 packages of hot dogs. Thanks, smart fridge - way to expose my midnight snacking habits to the whole neighborhood grocery store!
You know what's universally relatable? Trying to wrap holiday presents when your cat thinks the wrapping paper is their new playground. I spent three hours last night wrapping gifts, and my cat Kevin turned it into his personal Olympic sport. The categories were: Paper Shredding Sprint, Ribbon Wrestling, and Extreme Bow Hunting. He's currently the gold medalist in all three.
And let's talk about this winter solstice weather! It's the shortest day of the year, which means we're all basically vampires now. I saw my neighbor this morning and couldn't tell if he was heading to work or returning from a very ambitious night out. We both just hissed at the sun and scurried back inside. I'm pretty sure that's how you make friends in December.
The best part about these short days? You can legitimately have dinner at 4:30 PM and call it a night by 7:00 . I'm not being lazy - I'm being astronomically accurate! Finally, science is backing up my grandpa's eating schedule!
Before we wrap up today's show, here's a thought: if the days are getting longer starting tomorrow, does that mean our excuses for going to bed early are getting shorter? Something to ponder while you're hiding from your AI fridge and defending your wrapping paper from your cat.
This is Charlie reminding you that laughter is the best medicine, unless you have a paper cut from wrapping presents - then you might want actual medicine. Thanks for listening!
Episode: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shortest-day-longest-laughs-a-giggle-fest-for-the-winter-solstice--63427508
Podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laugh-break--6424320
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