Welcome to Text Me Back Podcast: A FILM Podcast!!!

Somehow no spoilers, but we are talking about Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another. Have you seen??? This is what our Discord was made for…just SAYinnnng. You’re one little Patreon subscription away from your people over at https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod.

Besides being ~film critics~ we are also debunking the Mandela Effect so we’re basically WOMEN IN STEM TOO!!! Did Lindy alienate you by tearing down possibly your only hope that there are parallel universes you could potentially slip into at any moment? Do YOU remember Lindy’s weird-ass lyric??? We know it’s spooky season, but let us talk about this Christmas song real quick, okay? Don’t worry, later in the ep we talk about Jeepers Creepers in Meagan’s Tiktok Digest (call to our Jingleheimers and Kingleheimers!) so you’ll get your scary fix. Mara from Tiktok…we’re praying for u.

Plus, we’re taking a long overdue check-in with Lindy’s Rebuilding Year! Don’t forget to pre-order Lindy’s book Adult Braces and personally affirm her brain function! And we’re THRILLED to report a new segment dropping: Meagan’s Journey 💫💫💫💫 She has thoughts … the nature of those thoughts? Who could say. Tune in, babes, and tell us what YOU think. You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

And stay tuned to the end for a special listen to Czar of Sound Force Ahamefule J. Oluo’s LIVE ARRANGEMENT of famous Text Me Back Interstitial Adam’s Cat (Gonna Pee on Your Stuff) - download our Text Me Back album by becoming a Patreon subscriber at our $6 tier and up!

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Learn about our Dutch papers and EVERYTHING in Lindy and Meagan Are Trapped in the Walk-In Freezer
• Tune into our Pledge Drive Lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLIST
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“A smoll dose of serotonin in the bad sad world. Everything is bad and makes me sad except for this podcast! I love Lindy, I love Meagan, I love the music, I love the snakes. It's the podcast equivalent of the warmest fuzziest blanket.”

SQKYSGRRL WE FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOU!! OUR ~ANGEL~!!!!!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Meagan’s Super Secular Spectacular Xmas playlist
• Mariah Carey - O Holy Night
• CAFé CON RON by Bad Bunny
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
• Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
• Check out the Text Me Back Venmo!!!
• Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)

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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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