Hi besties! This week Lindy and Meagan are here with Tidings (vole/shrew updates), Two Minutes Hate (featuring a special guest and piping hot takes on a certain astrophysicist), and SO MUCH MORE (aka we already forgot what we talked about!).

One thing we cannot forget, however…the dangerous influence of publicly spent white lady tears. White ladies…you be careful with that shit mmkay? Meagan is on edge, in awe, and low-key traumatized, sweeties. Write in with your own white lady tears stories by leaving us a voicemail at (703) 829-0003! 

And we leave you with yet another dope beat to step to, and we’re calling it: what the hell is going on with the moon??? It’s a mystery only one podcast is solving (googling) and it’s happening right here, baby. Tell us more moon conspiracies by emailing us deartextmeback@gmail.com.

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Missed our Connor Blades intro? Listen to: Lindy and Meagan Alienate Bestie Guesties Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein
• Listen to our moon zip code debacle in Lindy and Meagan Tell State Secrets (we think this is moon zip code? Listeners write in!)
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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