What a smörgåsbord of delights in this episode. We introduce MULTIPLE new segments:

• Lindy’s Dream 💭💤
• Meagan Doesn’t Have Any Situational Awareness 
• Lindy’s Stupidest Hyperfixation Yet!

As well as returning to a few fan favorites:

• Dog Thoughts x I Can Fix Her (🎀 Floorbed Edition 🎀)
• Whatcha Watchin’

And don’t forget to grab your go-bags, because we’re talking disaster preparedness!!! What do you do when the power goes out? How did you shelter in place as a kid in your weird part of the world? We’re shivering under our desks in the dark over here at Text Me Back Podcast. When the power comes back on, call or text us via the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

And regarding Dog Thoughts 🎀 Floorbed Edition 🎀 please assure Meagan that she is not alone on the floor. How do you ruin your life trying to please your demon pet from hell? We beg you to sound off in the Discord. Remember, by becoming a Patron you support NOT ONLY this podcast, but Kevin’s floorbed needs and Lindy’s hyperfixations. 

And if you’re reading this far, I guess we can spoil our Whatcha Watchin’??? We gotta do it for the SEO folks…It’s NOT Great British Bake Off, it’s NOT The Beast In Me, Stranger Things, OR WWE wrestling (okay search engine is fully OPTIMIZED thank u). Listeners…we’re watchin’ The Great Pottery Throwdown and we need to know what you think. Is Keith Brymer Jones faking those tears? What cozy-ass (preferably British) TV shows are you watching this season? Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com.

And lest ye forget…Pre-Order Adult Braces!!!

Book Agent Gary? Lindy needs water ASAP TYYYY

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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Text me back is my absolute favorite podcast of all times!

“Every episode feels like hanging out with my best friends and I look forward to it each Thursday. Lindy and Meagan are hilarious (individually and together) and listening to them feels like being in community without having to rehash the details of the disturbing daily trash fire that this world has become. I regularly walk around with a stupid wide grin on my face in public while cracking up about new TMB lore. Be careful when listening to this podcast while lifting weights, as I once almost dropped a pair of heavy dumbbells on my head because I had to laugh so hard. If you too need distraction and relief from the heaviness of political events, I can't recommend this podcast enough! I suggest starting with the early episodes so you don't miss out on important context clues.”

CRAZYCATTHEYDY BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE WEIGHTS, YOU ICON! 

WE NEED YOU TO LIVE FOREVER SO YOU CAN KEEP PUMPING US UP!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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• Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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