While out east to visit BoJack's publisher, Diane learns that her cruel father has died. She takes him to Boston for the funeral, only for her lazy, immature family to make her pay for it herself and then not bother to show up, having their father's body turned into chum. Diane leaves enraged, but BoJack follows and comforts her, and the two return home. BoJack calls Herb before they leave, but is forced to leave a message. Todd turns BoJack's house into a cash grab by pretending it is the home of David Boreanaz, but is quickly caught and arrested. He calls BoJack in jail, but nobody answers.

Guest starring: Ira Glass as Diane's ringtone