Florida woman bites genitals of police officer following crash. Florida date ends when she throws steak knives.

Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hostage? IRS wants those late fees paid while captured.

Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Bandit" is now a documentary.

Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for sport causes concussions.

Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's welcome LGBTQ+ for World Cup despite death penalties.

Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting lap dance from his housekeeper.

Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have arrived and they're delicious.

Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts falling from the sky?

Costco apartments are coming to Los Angeles. Arrests made after woman uses the suicide pod in Switzerland.

Chinese zoo admits the pandas are painted dogs. Man died after stabbing himself trying to separate frozen burgers.

Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his pool. "Philadelphia Flasher" arrested for flashing his stuff in Florida.

Russia suggests making babies on your lunch break. Piano teacher tried to sever a penis after sex refusals.

8 year old girl stole car, drove to Target to shop. Nashville man missing half his head spotted walking around.

Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise smashed into an iceberg.

Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect doctors from patient attacks.

Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly removes patient liver instead of spleen.

Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicidal woman off a bridge.

Man puts 2-foot eel in his bum and it doesn't go well. Navy officer brought internet on ship to check her social media.

Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy people turning you into spy.

Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin with a body inside.