8 year old girl stole car, drove to Target to shop. Nashville man missing half his head spotted walking around.

Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise smashed into an iceberg.

Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect doctors from patient attacks.

Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly removes patient liver instead of spleen.

Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicidal woman off a bridge.

Man puts 2-foot eel in his bum and it doesn't go well. Navy officer brought internet on ship to check her social media.

Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy people turning you into spy.

Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin with a body inside.

Machete-wielding Floridaman! (Clothing Optional)

Lonely dolphin keeps hitting on Japanese swimmers. AI classrooms without teachers open in London.

Witch doctor arrested for not resurrecting a dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians eat meat when drunk.

Husband spikes wife's Coke with cocaine hoping to marry her daughter. Employee found dead at her desk after 4 days.

Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.

Worker left for dead during wilderness office retreat. Fighting sexual urges? Try badminton, kids.

Woman is allergic to her own period. Fake police officer fools the police force for years.

Doctor let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull. Rock band fakes farewell tour to see tickets.

Chick-fil-A launches Chicken TV. World's oldest man says the secret is fried food and luck.

Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to leave a plane.

Dead woman still has to pay rent. Football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping.

Horse is elected mayor of a US town. Woman performed lewd act with a trout.