Child goes blind from eating chicken nuggets. Mystery person drops off erotic novels in random mailboxes.

Floridaman exposed "abnormally large" testicles to a teen. Lady busted with drugs in bag labeled, "Def not a bag of drugs."

Drinkable mayonnaise launches in Japan. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on a plane.

Viagra Honey floods France and police say it's dangerous. Penguins are getting divorced in record numbers.

Adult film star offers LA firefighters some lovin' for their efforts. The Moon added to list of endangered cultural sites.

Lonely elderly women prefer jail than being outside in Japan. Aquarium cheers up lonely fish with cardboard humans.

Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse's nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.

Woman got a side marijuana with her fries at Burger King. Man stole three amputated legs from a hospital and one is still missing.

Prosthetic penis pics get a soccer falconer fired. Pizzeria charges extra $125 for pineapple topping.

Government warns sex toys are a target for hackers. Fake Brad Pitt gets woman to divorce her millionaire husband.

Lady brings her sex toy into the MRI machine and horror ensues. Blind man shot his amputee body during eviction mission.

Florida woman poops on Dollar Store floor while man steals cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during nude carjacking.

Getting sick is a crime in this Italian village. Falafel and shawarma are #1 again!

Man eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. Belgium warns citizens not to eat their Christmas tree.

Hot dogs have been banned in North Korea. Windows are banned in Afghanistan. And I say, ban the bans!

Drunken officer freed prisoners to celebrate New Year. Teen poisoned her rival’s competition show goat.

Floridaman with "Alone" face tattoo commits some crimes alone. Florida is building roads using radioactive waste.

Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 2

Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 1

Baby bird found alive in dead man's stomach after fertility ritual. Mexico town thanks the drug cartel for holiday gifts.