When you need a tire changed or a refrigerator moved to the second floor, who do you call?  You call a man!  Men are back, and are finally done with putting their hair up in mouse ears and going with you to the mall.  Don’t be asking men to tell you which sheets they think are the softest. They have no idea – none - and anything they say is just to make you feel better.  Men are no longer impressed by things like Kamala's bunions, so quit asking.  And if a man brings a bag of Pork Rinds to your birthday party, don’t act surprised.  Just smile and say thank you.  Otis Investigates.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands