Microscopic Trojan Warriors and the Secret Army in Your Pants | Thoughts Off The Stem PodcastWhat do Aristotle, ancient Greek philosophy, Russian doll theory, and tiny Trojan sperm warriors all have in common? This episode.Justin Barone dives head-first into one of the strangest (and funniest) rabbit holes you’ve never thought about — the old-school theory that sperm are preloaded with mini humans, and every time you, ahem… deploy them, it’s like unleashing a microscopic army of tiny, helmet-wearing warriors ready to storm the castle. Yeah, it gets weird. Real weird. And also… weirdly educational.This one’s a mind-bending mix of cannabis-fueled curiosity, deep philosophy, absurd mental visuals, and high-level laughter — only on Thoughts Off The Stem.💭 In this episode:Aristotle's preformation theory and the OG Russian Doll of lifeWhy early thinkers thought sperm carried fully-formed peopleWhat if sperm were actually microscopic Trojan warriors?Weed-fueled wonder about existence, identity, and battle-ready ballsAnd of course… a whole lotta laughs👉 If you're high and overthinking literally everything — you're in the right place.🔔 Hit that follow, like, subscribe, all the things — and let’s ride this mental wave together.

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