Ethan kicks off the show by complaining that his son Matt won’t share his friend Don with him, which sends Lou down a Casey Kasem–style nostalgia wormhole.

Live & Local: Lou vents about attending a youth football game—not the game itself, but a clown on a motorcycle blasting music while dressed in full “tough guy” biker attire.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A man enforces a no-teenagers rule on Halloween. A thief’s noticeable bulge turns out to be an actual power tool. And the question of the day: if you could eliminate one piece from Chex Mix, what would it be?

Listeners discover the embarrassing jazz song the “tough guy” on the motorcycle was playing.

Ethan channels Naughty by Nature during his Mascolo Overhead Doors read.

Live & Local: Another New Haven pizza story sends Ethan into a tizzy.

Lou debuts the first draft of the highly anticipated Swan Song.

Hilarious comedian Ms. Pat joins the show to settle listener disputes ahead of the Season 3 premiere of her BET show, Ms. Pat Settles It.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Drivers with sunroofs may be in for a shocking surprise. Scientists create artificial muscles for robots. And everyone hates daylight savings time—except Lou.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A Florida teacher is accused of being high on cocaine at school and giving vapes to students. A psychologist reveals the tipping tricks bartenders use to get more money. And the Dodgers win the World Series in dramatic fashion.

Plus: Classic clips from the archives, including “Dragon Nips” and “You Look Like Bobby Brown,” as well as micro-interviews with Sebastian Maniscalco and Tom Morello.