Live & Local: Waterbury Hospital was just purchased by UConn Health, and Lou thinks the future of healthcare will include fast passes for the rich at the ER.

Lou & Dave: The guys run down an amazing and eclectic guest lineup for the next few weeks.

Missed Headlines Round 1: Do fake breasts sound different? Someone on TikTok says yes. A light rail driver appears to fall asleep as the train takes a turn at 50 mph. A Delta captain does a bang-up job calming frightened passengers.

Trivia Game: The boys play for free tickets to see Journey in Connecticut this March. Chris wins, but Lou keeps calling him Ben for some reason.

Missed Headlines Round 2: An alleged porch pirate is caught in part because of cross-dressing. Fetishists infiltrate the UK’s most popular barefoot living group. The first Toy Story 5 teaser trailer drops.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A little kid proudly exclaims, “Excuse me, I farted.” Candy cane lovers rejoice over a new innovative candy cane opener. The guys share a BuzzFeed list of recreational activities that attract the most pretentious people.

David Koechner Interview: The guys have an in-depth and hilarious chat with the actor and comedian who played Champ Kind in Anchorman and Todd Packer in The Office.

Sal Cirrincione Interview: The boys catch up with former I-95 employee and current head of rock programming for Premiere Radio Networks. Sal, who covers the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony every year for I-95, gives a detailed breakdown of this year’s event.

Plus: Classic bits like “Lou’s 2008 Skydiving Story” and “I Like the Big O,” along with retro micro-interviews featuring Patrice O’Neal and T.J. Miller.