Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..

College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.

Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement. Kentucky man stabbed his brother in the genitals and we don't know why.

Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime wars. Elderly woman tricked by romance scammer pretending to be astronaut.

Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.

Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer poisons bandmate with hormones to steal his girl.

Beachgoers brave poop water over labor day weekend. Woman give birth to a Raver Jesus baby at Burning Man.

Florida woman toilet papers neighbor's car while wearing hotdog costume. Florida fake dentist used Krazy glue on customers' teeth.

Customer lights himself on fire after his flight is canceled. Dead lady nominated for mayoral candidate in UK.

Orgy Dome destroyed after too much blowing at Burning Man. Beef Bandit arrested with all the beef in his pants.

Radioactive shrimp from Walmart may give you super powers. Old man sets fire to his care home after denied date with his girlfriend.

Teen girl sold her boyfriend to a telecom slave compound. Flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom mid-flight.

Floridaman sprayed disabled children with sprinklers as they got off the school bus. Floridaman arrested for flying a meth-drone into someone's home.

School is canceled after catalytic converters were stolen off the buses. Naked man wearing a gimp mask is prowling a neighborhood.

NFL team hires male cheerleaders to the disgust of certain people. Missing Texas woman found living with a lost African tribe in Scotland.

Their son's brain was put in a box and handed to them, family sues funeral home. You can now sell tickets to your wedding to strangers.

Poop suitcase keeps Putin's poo top secret, but who carries it? Supermarket offers insultingly small reward for reporting shoplifters.

Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager's face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.

Pacifiers for adults are a new trend. Woman's legendary diarrhea leads to canceled flights.

Diaper-wearing man asks young girl on a bicycle to change it. Bermuda Triangle is not underwater aliens after all.