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Retirement Is a Lie and So Are Cats

Retirement Is a Lie and So Are Cats

Update: 2025-07-22
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Bruno loves dogs. Bruno does not want another dog. In this barkingly honest episode, he unpacks a $3.79 adoption in China, blood on the floor, cat piss on trampolines, and a fantasy about fishing for stripers in Nova Scotia with a camper and a loyal companion. It’s not about dogs. It’s about freedom, failure, and the very real threat of being eaten by wolves if you pass out in the rubble.

A deep dive into pet regret, cat warfare, and the American fantasy of escape via pickup truck, this is Bruno at his most feral—and most relatable.


Topics include:

  • pet ownership stories
  • dog parenting gone wrong
  • feral cat problem
  • animal control comedy


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Retirement Is a Lie and So Are Cats

Retirement Is a Lie and So Are Cats

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