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Sex, socks, and substitute teachers.

Sex, socks, and substitute teachers.

Update: 2025-08-05
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In this brutally honest and darkly funny episode of Bruno’s You Don’t Have To, Bruno reflects on his hilariously awkward first sexual experience. From losing his virginity (and his sock) at 17, to confronting the pressure of teen sex in the 90s, to getting a number from a 24-year-old Spanish substitute teacher named Maria—this one dives into modern masculinity, sexual expectations, porn culture, and the confusing mess of growing up male. It's a cringe-laced coming-of-age story you won't forget.


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Sex, socks, and substitute teachers.

Sex, socks, and substitute teachers.

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