Digest

The episode continues with the hosts discussing the upcoming NBA Finals and the Celtics' recent playoff failures. They debate whether Luka Doncic is a better player than Jayson Tatum and whether the Celtics' recent playoff failures are a sign of their true potential. They also discuss the upcoming NBA Finals matchup between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks, with Ryan Rusillo joining the show to provide his insights and predictions. Rusillo shares his thoughts on the Celtics' strengths, particularly their defensive prowess and the importance of Al Horford's presence on the court. He also discusses the Mavericks' reliance on Luka Doncic and the potential for a heated rivalry between Doncic and Jayson Tatum. The conversation delves into the potential impact of Kyrie Irving's performance and the role of role players like PJ Washington. Rusillo also shares his perspective on the significance of a potential championship win for Doncic and its place among the greatest single-player title runs in NBA history. The episode concludes with a lighthearted discussion about the hosts' personal experiences with boats and a humorous comparison of the Dallas Mavericks players to different parts of a boat.

Outlines

00:00:00

Podcast Introduction and Upcoming Sports

This Chapter begins with the hosts introducing the episode and discussing the upcoming NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals. They acknowledge the lack of games and the resulting sports void, setting the stage for the upcoming quarterback ranking segment.

00:01:21

Ranking 2024 Starting Quarterbacks

This Chapter dives into the main topic of the episode: ranking the top 10 starting quarterbacks for the 2024 NFL season. The hosts start with the bottom of the list and work their way up, engaging in a lively debate and ultimately creating a list that is sure to make fans angry.

00:18:21

It Would Be a Real Shame If...

This Chapter introduces a new segment called "It Would Be a Real Shame If..." where the hosts list things that would be a real shame if they happened. They brainstorm various scenarios, including injuries to star players, canceled events, and embarrassing situations, showcasing the absurdity and humor of the segment.

00:34:52

Peaky Blinders Movie Announcement

This Chapter discusses the upcoming Peaky Blinders movie, which was announced by Netflix. The hosts express their excitement for the movie and discuss the show's ending. They also joke about the possibility of starting smoking again because of the show.

00:37:14

Subtitles and Vaping

This Chapter delves into the hosts' preferences for watching content with subtitles, particularly for sports and streaming services. They also discuss the recent controversy surrounding golfer Charlie Hull's decision to smoke cigarettes to help her quit vaping.

00:40:36

Threesome Trend and Kane's Donuts

This Chapter explores the recent trend of threesomes, which is being dubbed the "summer of three sums" in New York City. The hosts discuss the origins of the trend and debate whether it's a genuine lifestyle choice or simply a result of popular culture. The conversation also includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

00:43:33

Dude Fest: A Festival for Dudes

This Chapter introduces the hosts' new idea for a festival called "Dude Fest," which is designed to be a celebration of all things dude-related. The hosts brainstorm various activities and events for the festival, including a spelling bee, a fart contest, and a wing-eating contest. They also discuss the importance of inclusivity and the potential for a larger-scale event in the future.

00:58:03

French Open and Novak Djokovic's Injury

This Chapter focuses on Novak Djokovic's withdrawal from the French Open due to injury. The hosts discuss Djokovic's criticism of the court surface and his potential for a comeback. They also discuss the potential impact of the injury on his future career.

00:59:23

JJ Redick as Lakers Coach and LeBron James' Future

This Chapter discusses the possibility of JJ Redick becoming the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. The hosts express their excitement for Redick's potential coaching career and speculate on LeBron James' future with the team.

01:00:32

Farmers Dog and Viator Advertisements

This Chapter features advertisements for Farmers Dog and Viator. Farmers Dog is a company that delivers fresh, healthy dog food to your door, while Viator is a travel booking platform that helps you plan and book travel experiences around the world.

01:03:35

NBA Playoff Preview with Ryan Rusillo

This Chapter features an interview with Ryan Rusillo, a writer, podcaster, and former minor league baseball player. Rusillo shares his insights and predictions for the upcoming NBA Finals matchup between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks. He discusses the Celtics' strengths, the Mavericks' reliance on Luka Doncic, and the potential for a heated rivalry between Doncic and Jayson Tatum.

01:26:57

Boat Ownership and the Ohana

This Chapter delves into the hosts' personal experiences with boat ownership. Rusillo shares his story of buying a boat and the challenges he faced with chartering it. He also discusses his decision to sell the boat and his interest in a boat membership program. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about the boat's name, "Ohana," which means family in Hawaiian.

01:37:19

Debating Luka Doncic vs. Jayson Tatum

This Chapter delves into a debate about the relative merits of Luka Doncic and Jayson Tatum as NBA players. The hosts discuss their respective strengths and weaknesses, ultimately concluding that Doncic is the better player, but Tatum is still a very good player. They also discuss the Celtics' recent playoff failures and whether they are a sign of their true potential. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

01:47:13

Embiid's Place in the NBA Top 5

This Chapter features a discussion about Joel Embiid's place in the NBA's top 5 players. The hosts debate whether Embiid is truly a top 5 player, with one host arguing that he is not, while the other host argues that he is. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

01:59:17

NBA Finals Coaching Matchup

This Chapter focuses on the coaching matchup in the upcoming NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks. The hosts discuss the strengths and weaknesses of both coaches, Jason Kidd and Joe Mazzulla, and how their coaching styles might impact the series. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

02:07:24

Confrontations and the Importance of Doing the Right Thing

This Chapter delves into the hosts' personal experiences with confrontations, highlighting the importance of doing the right thing, even when it's difficult. The hosts share anecdotes about their encounters with people who are not following the rules or being considerate of others. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

02:15:03

Dude Fest and the Importance of Being a Dude

This Chapter focuses on the hosts' upcoming Dude Fest, a festival celebrating all things dude-related. The hosts discuss the importance of being a dude and how Dude Fest will be a celebration of that. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

02:19:19

The Ideal Time for Football Season

This Chapter explores the hosts' thoughts on the ideal time for football season. The hosts debate whether football season should be moved to the spring, arguing that it would be a better time for the sport. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

02:23:18

Memes and the Pit

This Chapter features a humorous discussion about Memes, a recurring character on the show, and his tendency to be on a "pit." The hosts debate whether Memes is actually on a pit, with one host arguing that he is, while the other host argues that he is not. The conversation includes a humorous anecdote about one of the hosts' donuts being stolen.

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Q&A

• What are the hosts' main topics of discussion in this episode?

  The hosts discuss the upcoming NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals, then rank the top 10 starting quarterbacks for the 2024 NFL season, and finally introduce a new segment called "It Would Be a Real Shame If..." where they list things that would be a real shame if they happened. They also discuss the upcoming NBA Finals matchup between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks, with Ryan Rusillo joining the show to provide his insights and predictions.

• What is the purpose of the "It Would Be a Real Shame If..." segment?

  The "It Would Be a Real Shame If..." segment is meant to be humorous and absurd, highlighting things that would be unfortunate or embarrassing if they occurred. It provides a lighthearted break from the more serious discussion of quarterback rankings and the NBA Finals preview.

• What are some of the real shame scenarios that the hosts come up with?

  Some of the real shame scenarios include injuries to star players, canceled events, embarrassing situations, and even the possibility of a certain player being better at golf than another. They also joke about the possibility of one of the hosts starting smoking again because of the Peaky Blinders movie.

• What are Ryan Rusillo's main takeaways from the upcoming NBA Finals matchup?

  Rusillo believes that the Boston Celtics have a strong advantage due to their defensive prowess and the presence of Al Horford, who can stretch the floor and create spacing for the Celtics' offense. He also highlights the importance of Kyrie Irving's performance for the Celtics and the potential for a heated rivalry between Luka Doncic and Jayson Tatum.

• What is the hosts' perspective on Luka Doncic's potential championship win?

  The hosts acknowledge that a championship win for Doncic would be a significant accomplishment, but they also question whether it would be considered one of the greatest single-player title runs in NBA history, given the presence of Kyrie Irving on the Mavericks.

• What is the hosts' approach to ranking the quarterbacks?

  The hosts start with the bottom of the list and work their way up, engaging in a lively debate and ultimately creating a list that is sure to make fans angry. They use a combination of humor, personal opinions, and current performance to determine their rankings.

• What are some of the real shame scenarios that the hosts come up with?

  Some of the real shame scenarios include injuries to star players, canceled events, embarrassing situations, and even the possibility of a certain player being better at golf than another. They also joke about the possibility of one of the hosts starting smoking again because of the Peaky Blinders movie.

• What are Ryan Rusillo's main takeaways from the upcoming NBA Finals matchup?

  Rusillo believes that the Boston Celtics have a strong advantage due to their defensive prowess and the presence of Al Horford, who can stretch the floor and create spacing for the Celtics' offense. He also highlights the importance of Kyrie Irving's performance for the Celtics and the potential for a heated rivalry between Luka Doncic and Jayson Tatum.

• What is the hosts' perspective on Luka Doncic's potential championship win?

  The hosts acknowledge that a championship win for Doncic would be a significant accomplishment, but they also question whether it would be considered one of the greatest single-player title runs in NBA history, given the presence of Kyrie Irving on the Mavericks.

Show Notes