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KISS MY GREASY A** SANDWICH W/ A PALATE CLEANSER COCKTAIL

Kiss My Greasy A** Sandwich

* Tongue

* Bacon

* Bottom Round

* Hoagie rolls

* White onion

* Tomato

* Mustard, Mayo, Horseradish

1. Boil tongue ahead of time

2. Cut and peel outer layer of tongue membrane and discard

3. Slice thin

4. Cook bacon; set aside on paper towel

5. Slice bottom round beef into super thin slices

6. Season with salt and pepper

7. Cook bottom round in bacon grease; set aside

8. Cook tongue in bacon grease

9. Slice white onion and rolls

10. Slather mayo and horseradish on bread

11. Layer meats, onion, and tomato on sandwich

Palate Cleanser Cocktail

* Frozen bananas and pineapples

* Coconut milk

* Vodka

1. Blend frozen banana, frozen pineapple, and vodka in blender

2. Stream in coconut milk until it reaches the right consistency

3. Add a floater of vodka and maraschino cherry on top

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