Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 1

Baby bird found alive in dead man's stomach after fertility ritual. Mexico town thanks the drug cartel for holiday gifts.

Man poured whiskey into the holy water during Christmas Church Mass. Two men died in a forest looking for Sasquatch.

Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer over bad tip. Florida woman takes revenge on her ex boyfriend's bong.

Lady arrested for practicing unlicensed dentistry out of her kitchen. Amazon driver leaves 80 holiday packages in woods.

Secret Chinese police station discovered in New York City. Scientists discover our ancestors: Giant Head People.

Emotional support Great Dane brought on plane. Killer caught dumping dead body on Google Maps Streetview.

Meth smoking Floridaman attacks his mattress in a jealous rage. Man arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft.

Sex workers in Zimbabwe use baby socks during condom shortage. Ten Commandments tablet is up for auction.

Hunter dies when a bear falls from a tree and lands on him. Police officer shoots himself to impress his girlfriend.

Don't eat the brown snow, one city warns residents. Russia sends elite super goats to N. Korea.

Cop dresses as a "Sex Wrestler" to catch a pervert. Demon stripper stabs the DJ, nearly killing him.

Did you buy crack from the Florida police in the 90's? Floridaman slaps his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.

More Texas Vs. Sex Toys on the way. Whale swims 8,106 miles for some booty.

Police find garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested for working with the mafia.

Offensive term "offender" replaced with "justice impacted individual". AI Jesus is taking confessionals.

Pet crocodile dies after thrown into snow during an argument about anime. Barbarians took drugs with a spoon before battle.

Naked Floridaman with pot and sex toys in a school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman shoots neighbor over loud music.

Spanking women with a cow horn is part of a German holiday festival. Singer of YMCA song denies it's a gay anthem.

Sex workers in Belgium get benefits and a pension. Orcas are wearing dead salmon as hats but why?