An orientation continues, in the crib.

In 4 parts, by oolonroosevelt. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

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After a few more seconds of staring, Rebecca says “Thank you. In a minute we’ll go into the crib. See the code by the door? You’ll need to remember it. You type that code on the keypad inside the crib to open the door to come back here again. If you type anything else security comes.”

“Ok, follow me into the crib.”

The crib is similar to the one in E2, but like the waiting room, is much larger. Here the bed is kingsized, with a nightstand on both sides. Some undulating couches line the walls. Several of the very low stools are stacked against one wall. Rebecca enters, picks up a stool and puts it in the middle of the floor. “This is a kneeling stool. You sit down with most of your weight on the seat, but it’s angled so your knees rest on the ground. Then you swing your legs underneath he stool again.” She demonstrates, kneeling, facing them. “See how I don’t sit on the robe, but directly on the seat. The seat pads are changed out after each appointment, with the other linen.

"Take a stool, and kneel, lining up in front of me.” The other women take stools and kneel on them, facing Rebecca. “You will sometimes end up kneeling on the floor, but for long periods, most women find that the stools are more comfortable. The rest of the orientation will be in this room and you’ll be kneeling for most of it. Kneeling helps remind us to be humble before the men we serve.

"When you’re kneeling before a man, you should keep your arms at your sides or behind you, never hiding yourself with them. And when you are addressing him, smile so he knows you are happy to serve. Remember to be happy, grateful, and humble before him.

"OK. Before we bring the instructors in, there are a couple things for us to talk about. First, I do need to mention feudal service. As you know, as elected officials you owe service to citizens here in the cribs, but just as important is the service you owe the king and the duke of your province. Sophie, since you’re an MP you’re not required to provide service to your duke, unless you want to.

"In theory, the King or your duke can come up to you on the street, say ‘Fuck me now,’ and you either have to do it or quit your job. That never actually happens. Almost always, what happens is that his scheduler calls your scheduler, they work out a time when you’re both available, and then he sends you a summons to an audience with him at that time. This is usually in the palace, or the duke’s apartments. There’s an audience room that is usually used, which is basically just a fancy crib, and you perform service, and go home.

"But you should be aware that this is just a convention and the feudal right to service is in theory unlimited. As long as he gives you enough time to do your official duties in the legislature, he has a right to service any time, all the time, and your only recourse is to quit your job.

"Although it hasn’t happened very often, there have been times when a king or a duke used their power to pressure officeholders to do things they wouldn’t have otherwise; sometimes official things, sometimes things in their personal lives. So just be aware it can happen. Kings and dukes have more power in our system than we sometimes give them credit for.

"Having said that, while federal ministers all provide feudal service at least once, many MLAs and backbench MPs, and most local government officials, are never summoned.”

“OK. Now let’s talk about your personal lives. I assume if you’re here, you’ve at least begun to explore how the people you love are going to handle your new obligations. Obviously we have the biggest challenge with husbands and other romantic partners, but our parents and children also often have issues with service.

The Service Office has counselors who can help you and the people in your lives work through it. If you’re married or partnered, you should know they have a lot of experience with adapting relationships to the reality of service, by working with you both to redefine fidelity and establishing new ground rules for your marriage. Contact the Service Office at any time for a counseling appointment.

"The last thing I want to talk about is pregnancy and disability. Is there anybody here who hasn’t had their contraceptive implant?”

Lucy raises her hand. “I wasn’t going to get mine unless I actually won, and I haven’t had time since yesterday. I thought, if I lost, I might want…”

Rebecca says, “Sure. We’ll just make sure you don’t do anything today that would be a problem. You should also consider getting an antimenstrual. Although it’s possible to plan your service around your period, a man is not required to accept service from a woman who is actively menstruating. And if you’d really rather try to just plan around it, you should still maintain your contraceptive implant. Unwanted pregnancies can happen, and if it does you’ll probably never know who the father is; we’re not allowed to disclose anything about any of the patrons, under any circumstances.

"Of course, you might want to get pregnant; this is not discouraged. But there is always some confusion about pregnancy and service. Being pregnant does not excuse you from providing service. We’ve had MPs who were nine months pregnant in here providing service. What is true is that if your doctor says that because of the pregnancy, sex is contraindicated during pregnancy or immediately after the birth, your inability to give service during this time can be excused, and you can still participate in government. That’s different than other kinds of disability. If you have any other kind of injury and are unable to meet your service obligation, you cannot vote or act as a minister. MPs have 90 days to get a clean bill of health and meet their service obligation, or their seat is deemed vacated. Each province has different rules about disability vacancy, and I don’t know them all, but providing service is considered an absolute prerequisite for governing. Some people justified the excusing of pregnancy related disabilities based on the idea that 'pregnancy is another kind of service,’ but that’s a very limited exception.

"Any questions?”

Holly says, “What happens if I’m menstruating and the man refuses?”

“Good question. If for any reason service isn’t performed successfully, whether because of menstruation, or the man doesn’t feel satisfied, or you miss an appointment, or whatever, it doesn’t count as meeting your obligation, and you will also have to add an additional service obligation before the end of the next month. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is. There’s a process if there’s a dispute about whether service was performed successfully, or if either a man or woman has ongoing issues, but it’s almost never needed.

"OK, anything else? If not I’m going to bring the instructors in.”

Rebecca rises, presses a button on the wall marked Ready, and returns to the stool. She turns it so she can see both the women and the door marked Men’s Exit. After a minute, Mr. M and Mr. V walk in from that door, wearing their wraps.

Rebecca smiles, looks up at them, and says “Hello. My name is Rebecca. May I serve you by continuing the orientation?”

Mr. M replies, “Yes, Rebecca. Please carry on.”

Rebecca says “Thank you, sir.” Addressing the women, she says, “In this room, above all else, we women are here to serve. Outside this room, Mr. M and Mr. V are under my authority as the head of the Service Office. In this room, I serve them, and I must get their permission before continuing.” Again addressing the instructors and smiling, she asks, “Sirs, may I remove your wraps?”

“Yes, Rebecca,” says Mr. M.

Rebecca rises, walks to the instructors and removes each of their wraps, placing them on hooks by the door. Again, a few of the women can’t help but giggle. Rebecca returns to her stool and again addresses the women. “Again with the giggling. Remember, as MLAs, over a typical four year session, you’ll provide service to almost five hundred men, a thousand if you’re a provincial minister or an MP. You’ll get all kinds; young, old, fat, skinny, tall, short. And you’ll see, and touch, all kinds of cocks; big ones, little ones, hopefully mostly hard ones but not always. The thanking ritual we’re about to do is something we do in orientation, to get you used to seeing and touching them in this context.” She turns to the men, smiling once more, and asks. “Sirs, may we thank you properly for our service?”

Mr. M says “Yes, Rebecca,” again.

Rebecca says to the women, “I’ll go first. Follow my lead: do as I do.” Rebecca rises, walks over to Mr. M, and kneels on the ground before him. Taking his penis lightly in both her hands, she kisses the glans, then looks up into his eyes, and smiles. “Thank you, sir, for this opportunity to serve.” She then releases the penis, rises, and kneels before Mr. V. Again, she takes the penis, kisses it and thanks him. Then, she rises again and returns to her stool.

“All right. Eva, you’re first. Stand up, go to Mr. M, and kneel before him. Take his cock in your hands; no, both hands, hold it loosely, and then kiss