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Tales from the Scrypt: Self-Publishing Horror Stories (and How to Survive Them)

Tales from the Scrypt: Self-Publishing Horror Stories (and How to Survive Them)

Update: 2025-10-15
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In this episode, Matt & Lauren share three chilling scenarios bound to keep you up at night and our tips for surviving your worst book publishing nightmares! Hear the horrifying tales of: 

🕸️ The Monstrous Cover Art Mockup

👻 The Proof Possessed by Problems

🔪 The Beta Reader Butcher

Listen now, or watch the full episode on YouTube…if you dare.


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🕸️ Monstrous Cover Art Mockup

👻 Proof Possessed by Problems

🔪 The Beta Reader Butcher

Sound Bites From This Episode

🎙️ “This episode is for you if you've ever woken up in a cold sweat from nightmares about a truly horrible cover design.”

[3:23 ] 🎙️ The Monstrous Cover Art Mockup → You get your cover art back from your designer and you absolutely hate it. Now you have to figure out how to share that feedback with your designer, and how to better make your dream cover a reality.  

[16:18 ] 🎙️ The Proof Possessed by Problems → You order a print proof and it comes back riddled with cover or interior errors. Now you need to figure out where it all went wrong, and what you need to do in order to fix it. 

[30:19 ] 🎙️ The Beta Reader Butcher → You asked a few friends to beta read your book and they tore it to shreds. Now you need to figure out how to process that critical feedback…and maybe how to save your friendship. 



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Tales from the Scrypt: Self-Publishing Horror Stories (and How to Survive Them)

Tales from the Scrypt: Self-Publishing Horror Stories (and How to Survive Them)

Matt Briel & Lauren Vassallo