Liz was feeling under the weather, so we brought in a special guest Jessica’s son, Logan to help us dive into the wildest, most unhinged stories Florida has to offer. And y’all… Florida did not disappoint.

In this episode, we read the craziest Florida Man headlines that’ll make you laugh, gasp, and question humanity all at once. Some highlights include:

• Florida Man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese… arrested.

• Florida Man tries to get an alligator drunk. 🐊🍹

• Florida Man dressed as a clown busted for trespassing. 🤡

• Florida Man arrested for guzzling 25 gallons of used Burger King frying oil. 🍟

• Florida Man breaks and enters just to suck on the owner’s toes. 👀

• Florida Man dressed as a banana, arrested for… well, having his little banana out. 🍌

• Florida Man whips out his genitals when asked to pay for his dinner at a chicken wing place. 🍗

…And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

If you ever thought your state was weird, just remember: Florida exists, and it is a whole mood.

Get ready for laughs, disbelief, and a little bit of ‘why do humans exist?’ energy. You’ve been warned.