In this highly scientific and not at all petty episode of Past Tens, Dave and Milt throw down in the only arena that really matters anymore: pop culture debates. It’s the Past Tens Riff-Off, where no sacred cow is safe, every cow is delicious, and every opinion is shouted like it’s 1986 and you just lost your cassingles collection.

The format? Timed debates. The stakes? Imaginary. The judgment? Left up to you, our dear listeners with way too much time on your hands. From Freddie Mercury vs. Mick Jagger (tight pants vs. tighter pants) to the eternal dilemma of whether a hot dog is a sandwich (it’s not, calm down), Dave and Milt spar over music, movies, TV, theme park rides, game show hosts, and more.

Along the way, you’ll hear grunts, woos, awkward impersonations, and the occasional moment of clarity. Then you vote on our Facebook page to settle the debates because we’re way too biased to be trusted.

Timestamps for your convenience (or if you’re hate-skimming):

00:00 – Welcome to Past Tens (you know the drill)

00:56 – Warning: Musical debates ahead

01:56 – The Riff-Off explained (kind of)

05:43 – Debate 1: Freddie Mercury vs. Mick Jagger (glam vs. strut)

11:26 – Debate 2: Pirates of the Caribbean vs. Space Mountain (eyeliner vs. nausea)

18:40 – Debate 3: Chrissie Hynde vs. Stevie Nicks (scowl vs. shawl)

24:20 – Debate 4: Top Gun ‘86 vs. Maverick ‘22 (volleyball vs. trauma)

29:52 – Debate 5: “Holiday Road” vs. “I’m Alright” (Lindsey Buckingham tries, Kenny Loggins is alright)

35:36 – Coin flips and shameless begging for votes

36:26 – Debate 6: Trebek vs. Sajak (intellect vs. wheel-spinning)

41:35 – Debate 7: “Woo” vs. “Uh!” (James Brown intensifies)

47:44 – Debate 8: Al Michaels vs. John Madden (miracle calls vs. turducken)

53:07 – Debate 9: “Come On Eileen” vs. “Turning Japanese” (one-hit wonderland)

58:45 – Final Debate: Is a hot dog a sandwich? (Yes, we're doing this.)

01:06:53 – Wrap-up and wild speculation about future episodes