Today, the League’s unlicensed therapists welcome the General Manager of Barry McCockiner — a man who sees every bad fantasy beat as proof of a larger plot. With one co-host mysteriously absent (highly suspicious), the remaining members delve into the Week 6 recap and Week 7 predictions, while Joel spirals into despair about his own team — questioning his players, his faith, and possibly his will to live. Bogs, of course, assures him it’s all part of a cosmic plan orchestrated by the league office, Big Pharma, and possibly NASA.

Together, they debate which teams should be slamming the panic button, which still have hope, and which are already spiritually eliminated. They also break down the league-wide injury epidemic — which, according to Bogs, isn’t just bad luck; it’s “statistically impossible.”