Sequins, ethnic-sounding instruments, scantily-clad androgynous gimps, wolves in tailored suits. It’s here. It’s Eurovision. Get used to it.

Cat Turner joins Mark to sift through all 37 Eurovision 2024 semifinalists to discover which are objectively the best 5.

• (00:00 ) - Who chooses hockey over Eurovision?
• (00:08 ) - Introduction
• (02:00 ) - Memories of Eurovision past
• (04:28 ) - How Mark got Eurovision wrong
• (05:13 ) - Cat’s pick: Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim
• (07:36 ) - Mark’s pick: Aiko - Pedestal
• (10:26 ) - Cat’s pick: Joost Klein - Europapa
• (12:39 ) - Mark’s pick: Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue
• (14:22 ) - Sweden don’t want to host again
• (15:25 ) - Cat’s pick: 5Minust x Puuluup - (Nendest) Narkootikumidest ei Tea Me
• (18:24 ) - Mark’s pick: Nemo - The Code
• (21:17 ) - Cat’s pick: Electric Fields - One Milkali (One Blood)
• (22:57 ) - Mark’s pick: Ladaniva - Jako
• (25:05 ) - Cat’s pick: Olly Alexander - Dizzy
• (27:23 ) - Mark’s pick: Windows95man - No Rules!
• (29:51 ) - Vote now!
• (30:41 ) - Get List Envy +
• (31:43 ) - Coming up
• (33:00 ) - Building the final list
• (33:57 ) - Honourable mentions
• (36:32 ) - See you at the finals

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