Nothing is ever quite as it seems in the world of spies. A watch isn’t just a watch – it’s a deadly weapon. That phonebooth? Also a weapon. Bag pipes? Weapon. This sandwich though, that’s just Q’s lunch. Don’t touch it.

Valerie Paris rejoins Mark to discuss their top-5 Bond gadgets. Like Valerie’s previous appearance, it’s funny and charming. Unlike Mark’s previous Bond episode, it’s accurate and researched.

• (00:00 ) - Cold open
• (00:26 ) - Introduction
• (00:54 ) - Welcome to Bond
• (03:29 ) - Valerie’s pick: The rebreather from Thunderball
• (05:00 ) - Mark’s pick: Garrote watch from From Russia with Love
• (11:51 ) - Valerie’s pick: The Felix lighter from License to Kill
• (14:00 ) - Mark’s pick: Mini rocket cigarette from You Only Live Twice
• (17:03 ) - Valerie’s pick: Crocodile suit from Octopussy
• (18:54 ) - Mark’s pick: Ericsson JB988 from Tomorrow Never Dies
• (21:37 ) - Flip phone nostalgia
• (23:22 ) - Valerie’s pick: Grenade pen from GoldenEye
• (26:36 ) - Mark’s pick: Single digit sonic agitator from Day Another Day
• (31:33 ) - Valerie’s pick: The golden gun from The Man with the Golden Gun
• (33:38 ) - Mark’s pick: Smart blood from Spectre
• (36:54 ) - Bring back romantic Bond
• (43:33 ) - Midamble
• (45:32 ) - Building the final list
• (47:53 ) - Honourable mentions
• (50:56 ) - If Bond gadgets were real
• (51:46 ) - Bond’s silliest gadgets
• (54:58 ) - More of Valerie

Find Valerie’s interactive novel and video games on her itch.io page, and follow her on Twitter.

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