It's 1,169 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. This week a bunch of local elections happened, and we basically have good news all the way around! Millenial phenom Zohran Mamdani crushed the NYC mayoral election, VA voted all Democratic candidates in the executive branch of the state, and the rest of the local elections all leaned Blue. Looks like Donnie's 'mandate of the people' was just as fake as we knew it was.

Other Titles Considered

• Equal Rights & Lefts


• One Million Kilograms


• 1 Boulder of Sufficient Size


• Pray for Pneumonia


• Present The Johnson


• Articles Of Vacation

Special Show Links:

• Trump Boat Bombings Worsen as New Horror Shakes Experts: “Alarm Bells” https://newrepublic.com/article/202537/trump-boat-bombings-venezuela-alarm-bells


• FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves https://www.wired.com/story/fbi-warns-of-criminals-posing-as-ice-urges-agents-to-id-themselves/


• The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-documentary/the-shutdown-of-usaid-has-already-killed-hundreds-of-thousands


• Supreme Court issues emergency order to block full SNAP food aid payments https://apnews.com/article/snap-food-government-shutdown-trump-a807e9f0c0a7213e203c074553dc1f9b