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AI Transcript:







The weather is starting to cool, leaves are falling, and the air is crisp.







That can only mean one thing.







It’s fall.







Time to pack your summertime vaginal lube flavors away.







See you next year, Orchard Jerry cunt butter.







So long, sun-kissed strawberry smach.







Swap that sunny bright gash grease with the cozy warmth of autumn lubes.







Wait, don’t tell me you don’t have fall time lubes.







Well then, you better tune in to Friday’s cornucopia of cream special, right here on Shop A.E.







From apple cider to pumpkin spice to pecan pie, we’ve got water-based and silicone lubricants to celebrate the entire season.







It’ll make anyone going down on you say, Oh, God, what a wonderful harvest time pussy patch I find myself in.







Oh, yeah.







Cornucopia of Creams, this Friday at 8 p.m., right here on Shop A.E.







Coming up tonight on Shop A.E., at 7 p.m., it’s Uhhhh, stupid dong worship.







Goon out with a selection of durable, long-lasting cock strokers.







At 8 p.m., it’s Wogtow, women going their own way.







Give up men completely with our full-featured sex machines.