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Why Perfect Messages Are a Total Sus

Why Perfect Messages Are a Total Sus

Update: 2025-08-20
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Ever spent 38 minutes overthinking a single text? Congratulations, you’re human. In this episode, we break down why tiny typos, awkward timing, and messy messages actually make you more charming, why over-curated flirting can accidentally mimic narcissist energy, and how perfect grammar won’t save you if your “perfect” text lands in a void… pala!

Packed with sarcasm, unsolicited wisdom, and the occasional existential wink, we explore human connection, spontaneity, and the subtle art of being imperfectly present. By the end, you might even question: was this AI? Or just Judge Ryan, rambling brilliantly? Either way, you’ll leave laughing, thinking, and maybe a little inspired to send messages like a messy legend.

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Why Perfect Messages Are a Total Sus

Why Perfect Messages Are a Total Sus

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