Michelle Yeoh can't sing (Our Wicked 2 review)

I washed my hand in the soda fountain at Panda Express

Perhaps the doctor is causing the disease

We no longer eat w/ our hands in public (O, Asbestos tree! O, Asbestos tree!) 🎄☠️

How to give yourself a pedicure when you're a real man like me #pedicute

When in Tuscany.. (Our Cheesecake Factory review)

Eat! You're fur & bones!

Jurassic World O' Green Screen & Idiocy: Rebirf

Sometimes silly string ain't so silly

Let the yolk come to you, young Jedi

Can you make me look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop?

Work lunches suck

my daddy abandoned me but youtube didnt

Your scrambled eggs are a turn-on, man

But where does the gingivitis go?

I'm over tacos

Carolyn lost a bike race to a 10 year old boy

Mission Impossible 8 (9?): Please god let this be the final reckoning

You don't have to remove your shoes but you can't use our bathroom

We was 3-wheelin' the whip!