Tonight, we’ll go garage sailing, and find ourselves some KILLER DEALS! Ha!

Our story follows an avid attender of yard sales, who has come to know the yard sale culture like the back of his hand. But one day, he comes across a sign that gives him pause. “yard” is written in lower case letters, while “sale” is written like an acronym, with a period in between each letter.

Little does he know that this observation will change his life in ways he couldn’t foresee.

This story is called “S.A.L.E., and was written by Darren Todd.