A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God.

Afterwards a caller lives with their ex after the break up and explains what a U-Haul Lesbian is, then we read viewer mail about walking in on a first date naked on your couch + other things.

Time to drink a cup of sludge. I am a gecko.

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