Thanks for the ride home, Evan. Sure.
You didn't mind sitting through my practice?
Oh, no no no, not at all.
You look cute in your uniform.
I'm on the swim team. Yeah.
Hey. Oh, uh, Evan, this is my brother Gabe.
Gabe, this is Evan. Wait a minute.
Don't I know you from somewhere? I don't think so.
I've definitely seen you before.
Hey, why don't you go check your room?
Lots of really good clues there.
I should get going. See you tomorrow? Bye.
Yeah.
Oh god. Thanks a lot.
What did I do?
He's been driving me home every day for the past two weeks.
I think he was finally going to ask me out
Until you scared him off with all your talking
... And pointing and...
I'm sorry, but he looks familiar.
Was he my camp counselor?
No no no, he seemed afraid of me,
But not that afraid of me.
Why would a totally hot guy like Evan know you?
What's wrong with me? Slegowart!
“ ” You say things like "slegowart."
No no, slegowart is a character in pokeo.
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That's how I know evan from the game store.
Evan plays pokeo?
That nerdy card game with those stupid cartoon creatures?
No.
Evan plays pokeo, the fantasy card game
That requires a keen level of skill and strategy.
But why would Evan play that? That's for little kids.
Wigimon is for little kids.
Pokeo is for nine and up.
How is that possible?
Now the cute hot guy is a secret nerd?
Well, many of us in the world of fantasy card games
Are considered quite attractive.
Today's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad jokes
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby
Things are crazy
But I know your future's bright
Hang in there, baby
There's no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Your life is up and down
But trust me it comes back around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, baby.
Good Luck Charlie S02E06 A L.A.R.P. in the Park
Mom's home! Hey, honey!
Hey, the banquet's tonight. Did you rent me a tux?
It's right over there. Okay.
· Did you get me the one that makes me look like james bond?
Yeah, honey, I got you the magic tux.
Mom, did you type my report?
You know, because of my broken finger?
Yes, I typed your report. What's it about?
The civil war. What's my take?
Why don't you read it? No, that's the teacher's job.
Mom, I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat?
What's that thing filled with food right next to you?
Dad?
Hey, mom, could you help out
With my school car wash on Saturday morning?
Honey, that's my only day off work.
Perfect. So you're free.
All right, bring your own chamois.
Okay okay, stop.
I need five minutes of peace, please.
That is a wonderful idea. You just sit there and relax.
Thank you.
I'm not seeing the bow tie oh my okay, come on. Let's go, charlie.
You're the only one who isn't annoying me right now.
There's no cover page.
Where's my nose?
That's my nose. That's great.
What else do you know? Where's my ear?
That's my ear.
Where's my eye?
Ow! Ow. Oh my gosh.
Wow, she got me. Ow. What?
Ow, Charlie poked me in the eye.
Oh, I can't open my eye. Bob, it really hurts.
Mom, maybe you should get it checked out.
Teddy, I'm a nurse.
I don't need you to tell me
When I need to get something checked out.
Bob, I need to get this checked out.
Well, Amy, it doesn't look like your cornea is scratched.
I'm going to prescribe some drops.
Wear this eyepatch overnight and you'll be good to go.
You mean go, as in go home?
Well, that's good news, isn't it?
Well, home is where the cooking and cleaning
And laundry and homework and husband and kids and
I don't wanna go home.
But there's nothing wrong with you.
Well, with your eye.
Can't you just keep me overnight for observation?
Amy, as a nurse you know that's not appropriate.
This is not a hotel.
You know what else isn't appropriate, dr. Meyers?
Telling people you're working at the free clinic
When you're really playing 18 holes
At the denver country club.
207 I think you'll enjoy room 207.
Where's mom?
Oh no, she didn't make it, did she?
Your mom is going to be fine.
No, I'm talking about the meatloaf.
She didn't make it, did she?
You know, the concern you have for the woman
Who gave birth to you is overwhelming.
She was going to wrap it in bacon.
Really?
Wait a minute. What am I thinking about?
I've got my banquet tonight.
Hey, you wanna come with?
Denver pest control association puts on quite a do.
I don't know. Why not?
Because I had trouble staying awake during that sentence.
Are you telling me you don't wanna see your old man
Win the exterminator of the year award?
Oh right, that award you think you're going to win every year,
But you don't because Murray always does.
Look, there is no way that the same guy
Can win every year. Why not?
The same guy loses every year.
All right, you know what? Enough about murray.
Do you wanna see your father win the award or not?
Murray's my dad?
Mom?
Oh my
How are you feeling?
Oh, a little better. Yeah?
... But I miss you and charlie and...
The others.
I'm glad one of us is doing well.
That's nice.
Thank you for coming.
Mom, I just got here.
Oh right. Ha. Well, how are you?
Well, actually there's this boy Evan
... That I really like, but, um...
I found out something kind of disturbing about him.
He's into pokeo.
Pokeo? That thing Gabe likes?
Well, honey, what would you see in a guy like that?
Well, this is Evan at a swim meet.
Yeah, that explains that.
Well, honey, no one's perfect. Everyone has their flaws.
You think I was thrilled when I found out your father was into bugs?
But you got over it?
Yeah, that's what I did got over it.
Look, honey, relationships are about compromise.
If you really like this guy,
Try being interested in things he's interested in.
On my second date with your father
I threw out three facts about bark beetles.
Ha ha, the man was mine.
Well, I've taken up enough of your time.
Mom, didn't you get poked in the other eye?
No no, it was it was this eye.
I'm pretty sure it was the other one.
No no no no.
Oh gosh, let mama rest, dear.
Let mama rest.
Okay, let's do this one more time.
I'm putting down my dragony card.
What's your counterattack?
... Um...
Weepok? Weepok?
You played a weepok when you could have played a scalamaster?
Scalamaster that's that's the octopus dude
With the suction cup thingies?
Vortexes. They're called vortexes.
You know what? I can't work with you.
You have no respect for the mythical world of dort.
Oh no.
Gabe, please, just give me one more chance.
Forget it. Forget it.
This is hopeless. You're right.
I feel like Gasio going up against Misrod.
Wait a minute. That wasn't wrong.
It wasn't? No no.
Gasio would have no chance against misrod because?
Because grass power is no match for volcano power?
Yes yes yes!
Wow, teachers really do make a difference.
Honey?
Honey? Hey.
How ar