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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09 Introduction 02:02:03 Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20 Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13 Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05 Parking Lot […]
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22 Andrew Cuomo […]
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On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07 Introduction 03:01:13 Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22 Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […]
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On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […]
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🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) […]
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🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ 🎙️ On Today’s Episode 💬 Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener “Your Little Honey” – Today’s […]
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On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […]
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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […]
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Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […]
The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
The post The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […]
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On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […]
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Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […]
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Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […]
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Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […]
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Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO […]
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lol 913 is a kansas area code.
This is one of the episodes I hope people listen to as an introduction to Distorted View. Spread the Distortion. Everytime I try to get someone to listen to Timmy Boo, I lose a friend.
I'm just wondering how loud my speakers are at home? Can my neighbors hear me playing this?
my content is in this one
apparently I like heard about weird messed up stuff.. I'm straight but hearing the weird things that intrest some is interesting to me.. timmy-boo is the best to bring you the what's what.. with his cartoony voice making this one of my favorite shows in podcasting.. thanks timmy-boo
The go for it bit is fucking hilarious!
it you aren't a freak after listening to this episode, you are just dead inside!
i know I'm seriously behind but the news in this one is very distorted view worthy...
I want my sex tonight or I will get you deported!!!! 13:00. LOL
the soothing sounds of orgasms 14:00. hahaha
16.00 EAT MY PUSSY MUM!!!
dammit Timmy, I was eating when I listened to this one!
KU makes it to DV, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Love the podcast. DV member since 2008
Jagoo! You know you're a freak if you know what that means.