On The Left Side: The Funny Football Show

Follow us on twitter @ontheleftsideTheme Tune is by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Jim introduces his latest football podcast which sees him teaming up once again with Producer Ant as they present a series of interviews and stories with names that you may not know, but that uncover what life is really like behind the scenes at elite football clubs. Listen here: https://podfollow.com/footballstories

This week; Wayne Rooney the hopeless romantic, John Terry's parking antics and Mourinho talks gangster! All on the different kind of football podcast On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim SalvesonFollow us on Twitter@mr_Jimbob @antmcginley @OnTheLeftSide

This week On The Left Side uncovers the one big potential problem with everyones new favourite manager Jurgan Klopp and ponders what life after FIFA may be like for suspended president Sepp Blatter.On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The Theme Tune "Don't Care" by Katalina Kicks - hear more at www.katalinakicks.co.uk Other incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production.

A footballers curse that could become a movie, and a movie which may hold the answer to all the games problems. Plus the best sick note ever and what would you rather buy - goals or pies? All this in 8 minutes of satirical nonsense with Jim. On The Left Side theme tune "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and extra sfx appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk @ontheleftside @antmcginley @mr_jimbob

This week we jump aboard the Merry-Go-Round of managers, a puppet show aboard the Titanic, and manage to squeeze in some Shakespeare and Pigeons. Contact the show: @ontheleftside on twitter or @ontheletsidepod on InstagramOn The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. SFX and incidental music courtesy of freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side theme "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks.

It is a dark time for the Empire. I mean, FIFA. And while they search for a new emperor, Jose is still searching for a win, and some more words to use in his press conferences. And if you thought booing a theme tune was bad, wait till you hear how they deal with football officials who make mistakes in Turkey. Get in touch: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production. Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The OnTheLeftSide Theme "Don't Care" was written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Thanks to Nintendo for our use of the theme from Super Mario. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk and the Paint Your Headphones Audiovault.

Roy Keane does his best Dave Whelan impression, Jose Mourinho takes school bullies head on with his potty mouth, and it turns out that Savage VS Terry is a draw. Plus in the week of Children in Need, there's a new charity appeal to save football. On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. OTLS Theme written and performed by Katalina Kicks - www.katalinakicks.co.uk Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk Tweet us @ontheleftside

This week Jim tries to figure out who's responsible for coming up with the latest name for the Championship/Division 1/league football championship manager thing before the Premiership. Or is that Premier League? Meanwhile, managers have been failing at more than football, and are you one of the people who have to rid your internet search history of all references to Wayne Rooney? On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks, and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and SFX appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk Sur le Côté Gauche, est une production de peignez votre écouteurs. Le podcast est écrit, et réalisé par Ant McGinley, et Jim Salveson

Jim goes beyond the headlines and results once again and this week suggests some realistic songs for the teams at next years European Championships, Roy Keane tries not to get carried away, unlike Ronaldo who gets his shirt off. A lot. Meanwhile a bunch of teenagers may have stumbled upon an alternative to goal line technology, but it's another alternative that has got Roman Abramovich's goat. Plus Leyton Orient, Penalties, Parlour Games, 2nd Jobs and more first world problems.This episode was recorded in a moderatley expensive hotel with only two types of pillow.On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. OTLS Theme Tune - Don't Care - written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Beat those Black Friday Blues with this extra special short bananza to get you through the weekend. Especially if you're Arsene Wenger

Will Hollywood be turning Mourinho's latest Romance into a Movie? Is Louis Van Gaal a tech advisor for ITV reality TV Show? And why aren't there more children managing football clubs? At least I think that's what happens in this episode. I haven't slept all weekend. Been trying to get a new phone on Black Friday. What day is it now? #Chelsea #Costa #Mourinho #ManUtd #LFC #TomCruiseIncidental music and sfx courtesy of freesfx.co.uk OTLS theme tune written an performed by Katalina Kicks

In another sideways look at football Jim asks: did Mick McArthy ever think anybody would find his dark secret? Which Premier League manager appears to have a fetish for pain threshold? And did an ugly sister try to kill her prince... It's all here in nine minutes of nonsense. For free. Like the free pastry we'll give you if you send all your money to hello@ontheleftside.co.uk *Your pastry may be eaten before being sent to you On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio, and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. This episode of On The Left Side as recorded using the following equipment: Blue Yeti, ATR2100-USB and Tascam DR-100. The show was edited and produced using Adobe Audition 1.5 Theme Tune "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks www.katalinakicks.com #PaintYourHeadphones #KatalinaKicks Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

This show contains the following ingredients: One fan with an anger problem; one manager with a wind problem; a world class striker who doesn't seem to understand the correlation between goals and victory. DOES NOT CONTAIN DANDRUFF OR BORING STATS AND ANALYSIS. This show is 100% Fat Free and listening to it will make you more attractive to everyone. #CFC #VANGAAL #MUFC #RidiculousMichaelOwen #JoeHart #Head&Shoulders #Stoke #Potteries #ManchesterCity On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. The Theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. All other incidental music and sfx appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

This week: We have the inside scoop on Jose Mourinho's new job; The real reason why we should really be worried about someone outside the big clubs winning the league; and the ultimate power in the football universe awakens... Tweet to @OnTheLeftSide email: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Equipment used in this episode include a Tascam DR-100, a Blue Yeti Microphone and Adobe Audition 1.5 The On The Left Side theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks ft Kyro. Incidental music and sounds courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

This week we snuck in to find out who was playing Santa at FIFA's Christmas Party, and ask - has Arnold Schwarzenegger's replacement been found? We also argue with our wife, cry on the phone with our mate Lee, and try and cobble together a few quid for those of us less fortunate at this time of year. And that's everyone who doesn't get free beer. Plus Tim Sherwood, Chelsea, Marley and Me, and LVG.Recorded using a Blue Yeti microphone and Tascam DR-100, Adobe Audition and sound effects courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk "Lee from Leicester" appeared on the BBC radio 5 football programme "606" hosted by Robbie Savage and Darren Fletcher. This episode was produced and uploaded in chalet 297, Sand Bay Pontins, Weston-super-Mare by Ant McGinley and 3 bottles of Blue WKD and presented by Jim Salveson in the vague hope it wasn't out of date before anyone ever heard it. Theme music courtesy of www.KatalinaKicks.com On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio.

This week: We exclusively reveal what really happened in that LVG press conference; we discuss which ringtone the discerning football journalist should be sporting this year; and we ask can repeated injuries disrupt the mind of the modern footballer; Oh, and theres a mexican standoff as Sepp Blatter continues to pursue his Hollywood dream. #UnitedPassions #FIFA #StarWars #ForceAwakens #LVGStormsOut #MUFC #Ringtone #IBISSC #Mourinho #Hamper #Tarantino #ResevoirDogs #Goebbels #Propaganda #Hulk #ManCity #MCFC #Bony #Kompany #NurseryRhymes #LittleJackHorner On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Supplementary sound effects and music courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk This weeks episode survived a cup of tea and a £950 repair bill for a macbook and was finished after a 6 hour car journey and two bottles of Bulmers cider.

This week the show begins to affect our personal relationships as we ask if we would get this excited if anybody else announced they were leaving in real life. We also discuss baby names and wonder if you are crying on the inside when you laugh? And will there be any players that haven't signed for Barcelona by the close of the transfer window? #MarkLawrenson #Penis #MOTD #Lanesra #PepIsComing #Arsenal #PepGuadiola #PepPie #BayernMunich #Divorce #TransferWindow #DavidMoyes #ChildrenInNeed #BarcelonaFC #JermaineJenas #Everton #Hamstring #Liverpool #JurgenKlopp #KloppLaugh This week's show was recorded on a brand new Macbook free from any kind of hot beverage and edited on a laptop so big I need to book a seat for it when I fly. If you want to get in touch with the show email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk and look out for the website coming soon... The On The Left Side Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Thanks to www.freesfx.co.uk for the extra sound effects and music.

The greatest football podcast in the universe is back with a new episode! There are no statistics, no transfer news and no press conferences - here we take a sideways look at football. This week we're all about cooking ham, magic dogs, insomnia and finding out which team your phone supports. #ManUtd #LVG #AstonVilla #Siri #MOTD #EPL #GodSaveTheQueen On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written, produced and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you'd like to get involved email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk

In the latest sideways look at the world of football we peruse the reading material we suspect is being shoved through Claudio Ranieri's letterbox, we put forward the case for quarantining Anfield to stop an epidemic that could destroy civilisation. and we use our crystal balls to tell you everything that is going to happening on transfer deadline day.... before it happens. #Hamstring #Liverpool #InjuryCrisis #JurgenKlopp #LVG #MUFC #LFC #ZombieApocalypse #ClaudioRanieri #LCFC #Razzle #ESPN #TransferWindow #TampinesRovers #Twitter #DeadlineDay On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam digital recorder and Adobe Audition. The Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you'd like to contact the show please email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk A new episode is released every Monday.