Will Hollywood be turning Mourinho's latest Romance into a Movie? Is Louis Van Gaal a tech advisor for ITV reality TV Show? And why aren't there more children managing football clubs? At least I think that's what happens in this episode. I haven't slept all weekend. Been trying to get a new phone on Black Friday. What day is it now?

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