A footballers curse that could become a movie, and a movie which may hold the answer to all the games problems. Plus the best sick note ever and what would you rather buy - goals or pies? All this in 8 minutes of satirical nonsense with Jim.

On The Left Side theme tune "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and extra sfx appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk @ontheleftside @antmcginley @mr_jimbob